I saw this topic on another board. I had a good turn out and was pretty entertaining. I'll start.
The word "Chillax" and people who use it.
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I saw this topic on another board. I had a good turn out and was pretty entertaining. I'll start.
The word "Chillax" and people who use it.
WTF is chillax?
excessive use of LOL in txting and forums really did you LOL?
Caliber arguments. Unless you will let me shoot you with one, i don't want to hear what you think "isn't a man stopper"
Foul smelling third world nasty mother fuckers. Wash your nasty ass before you come into our tiny little shop, you trogs. we can smell you.
Anubis. Keeping me up all night, with his fuckin' nails all on the tile floors, like clakity clakity clakity.. all damned night long.. fuckin' anubis.
and dogs that dream too. catch the damn rabbit alreadyQuote:
Originally Posted by FireMoth
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Originally Posted by FireMoth
wow, REALLY?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqrhZW9xIrY&sns=emQuote:
Originally Posted by DFBrews
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Originally Posted by Graves
Chill+Relax.
There is nothing cool about redundancy.
Thats not so bad... i thought it'd be something like... My wife said chillax you vely much. Do you swing?Quote:
Originally Posted by Irving
Maybe you'll have to hear it in person, when someone says it with a straight face to an angry person to try and calm them down. Telling me to "chillax" when I'm already angry is a great way to push me into the red.
No kidding.Quote:
Originally Posted by Byte Stryke
Are you okay?
Seriously, its a little shop. And we have had a few 'not so fresh' smelling folks come by, and stay a good while.
Certainly, said people are even less welcome in restaurants, or elevators.
I'm trying to help. no one else is saying it, but i'm not the only one noticing.
Gun grabbers. I hate those people that talk to me about guns like they know more about AK's and AR's then I do. They don't even know what bullet they shoot half the time.
"Cute" words like Confuzzled (chillax falls into this category). Just makes me want to smack you on the back of the head really hard, and most of the time its a minor or a female saying it so I can't and that just makes me more pissed.
Conversations over phone/text that go like this:
Them: "Hey"
Me: "What's up"
Them: "Not much lets go out tonight"
Me: "Ok what do you have in mind"
Them "I dunno, just wanna hang out"
^^^This happens daily. Don't fucking invite me out somewhere and then not have anything planned. If I wanted to go out and do something with you, I'd have gotten in touch with you.
On the same note, people that talk too much on the phone. If I call you, its because I have something specific I want to address, not because I want to know what you had for breakfast, so don't get pissed when I "have to go" midway through you telling how good your bacon was this morning.
Liberals.
The gas station by my house. A) they don't sell diesel, and B) the new girl, while borderline cute, still ID's me for Copenhagen every goddamn time.... it was fine at first but its been 2 freakin months already and I don't even look that young.
Everybody I know that seems to think I'm their personal mechanic or moving service (I'm ok with that), and think that because they have some kind of relationship with me that my time, sweat, fuel, etc. comes free (not ok with that part).
And +1 on all of this, except my dog thing is when he dreams while I'm trying to sleep (he sleeps on my bed with me):
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Originally Posted by FireMoth
People with bad manners. - It's not that hard to say thank you or excuse me.
People with poor situational awareness. - If you decide to text and walk and then run into other people its your fault not theirs.
People who fit into either of the above two groups and operate a vehicle.
People who have emotional outbursts(frustraited, angry, whatever) with a gun in their hands. - This is one that causes me to go high order with little or no warning. I get pissed sometimes too. But if you want to kick your rangebag and piss and moan about how you can't believe you missed that last shot your weapon better not be in your hands. If it is you and I are going to have a full blown come to Jesus meeting on the spot.
I hate it when two dip****s stay neck & neck at a steady 5mph below the posted speed limit on a two lane road. Pop in some Dennis Leary and you'll get a better idea of the s*** I hate.
weather forecasters
does this look like 4 to 8 inches of snow?????
fucking bare dry dirt
idiots
Army wifes and their stupid ways of letting us know, bumper stickers, uniform purses.
Open cabinets.
Cats.
The word "tween"
People that type whole sentences in lowercase and will never use a single comma or any other sort of punctuation even though they are trying to convey several thoughts usually for something that could possible be a deal fora few hundred dollars and then expect you to try understanding what they take bout in the hole post with no clue what them r tryin to say.
Girl scouts. Just let me leave, if I wanted cookies I'd walk up and buy them. Thank you target.
People who take gun show too literally. I want to buy it.
People who include me in the Hispanic vote.
I'll think of more later. +3 on all stated before. Especially the caliber one, no one likes to leak.
I'm in the mood to go off so this list might get long..........
People who think Marijuana is a cologne .... it's not you fucking stink.
People that think it's ok to whip out a weed pipe/joint and smoke it anywhere just cuz they have a med card, like at the bar. It's not ok, and your not making my bar any money so get the fuck out you hippy douche bag. ( these are also normally the same people who stink from above).
People who think Marijuana is "better" then alcohol. It's not they are both drugs just that alcohol is still legal thank you very much. therefore it's NOT ok to drive stoned, or take care of your kids, or toke at break on work. often these same people would tell someone they had a "problem" if they drank a beer every break at work or were drunk while taking care of their kids. But somehow it's ok to be stoned. I know for a personal fact that if your stoned you can't take care of your kids proper when stoned.... I was one of those kids.
Having to repeat myself, if you weren't listening the first time why should I waste my time telling you a second time.
Rude people. hell the whole fact that society as a whole has gotten so rude.
The fact that since I'm not rude and do things like say excuse me, or thank a waiter/waitress EVERYTIME they bring something to the table or refill my soda or water and this gets pointed out by others "Wow your so polite" WTF? everyone should be like this.
People who write on the internet or in text things like 2(to) or RU(are you) or TyPe LiKe DiS. if I have a girl text me with that crap too much .. I'll stop talking to her.. no matter how nice her rack is.
People who shove their car in front of you with inches to spare on the front and rear bumpers..... then start to slam on their brakes to leave a 3 car length gap in front of them... if their was not enough space in the first place WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CUT ME OFF????
People doing 45 in the left lane when the speed limit is 65... on clear dry roads in the middle of the day.......... GET THE FUCK OVER!!!!
Grown Adults acting like 5 year olds.
Guys who think it's ok to hit a woman. do this in front of me.. and find out what it's like to be the woman.. ( I tend to be much larger then most people at 6'3" 320lbs) They think it's ok to smack around someone smaller.. I let em find out what it is like to be the smaller one.
Well I feel a bit better.... tho I'm sure I could think of a few more if I let my self think some more LOL
EDIT TO ADD.
People who call Bush Jr or Sarah Palin "Dumb" they have both won more elections then they lost, they have been, respectively, the Governors of the 2nd largest and the largest state in the union ( by land mass at least)............ When's the last election you won? and what do you do for a job?
( I'm not saying you have to be a genius to be a politician, but the way some people talk you would think that if you combined Bush Jr's and Palin's IQ's you'd still be in single digits.... and frankly they are both a bit smarter then that... I'm not much of a "fan" of Palin.. but come on she is not a dumb rock. I'm just tired of the bashing by folks who probably work at McD's)
Any time when people use those abbreviations while speaking makes me want to punch them in the junk. Don't say the word "lolz"... Don't type it either. Just get rid of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by DFBrews
Watching the death of the english language makes me sad, and when people can't speak or write properly drives me crazy...
One thing that drives me insane to the exclusion of everything else these days: Justin Bieber. Enough already! I have no idea what his music is like or what he is about - all I know is that he looks like he is 12 years old and there are 30+ year old women falling all over him. That's just sick. He's like a frickin boy band without the band!
Just a bit below this, calling a magazine a clip. Thanks Hollywood :).
Also, adding an un-needed 'S' to words like "I needs this" or "Justin Beiber gots himself a new gun and boughts hisself a bunch of clips". This seems to be this ebonics trend (another pet peeve) that people do this crap to sound hip and cool - news flash dummy, you sound like an uneducated moron!
Drivers in general. I think I'm cursed because I'm bound to get behind the oldest, the slowest, the dumbest and the least likely to be an American!
I don't have a dog. I was talkin' about Fuckin' Anubis.... clakkity clakkity clakkity... every damn night....Quote:
Originally Posted by mcantar18c
Braking hard when you go down an icy hill and there's NOBODY else around.
Just coast down the hill man!!!!!!!!!!!
I remember going out to smoke a cigarette at a guys party a few years back and my friend came out and told me how the uneducated are smokers and its disgusting and low-class, then proceeded to fire up a bowl. Seriously? No, really, SERIOUSLY? This is the same bunch of idiots that think that MJ is safer and a better alternative to cigarettes (this same guy claims to be allergic to cigarettes, but not pot). Arghhhh.Quote:
People who think Marijuana is "better" then alcohol
that silly when people think it's better for you than cigarettes, but it comes with a hell of a lot less health problems than booze... So, Club, I'm happy to oblige in one of your pet peeves [Coffee]Quote:
Originally Posted by Ranger
Anything with "GLBT or LGBT" attached to it. Fuck...shut the hell up already...you are just as unimportant as the rest of us.
People who don't respect big trucks, be them Peterbilts or lifted diesel pickups like mine. I'm not the "I'm bigger than you I have the right of way" type, I'm talking about people that cut in front of a big truck coming up on a red light or in tight traffic and don't understand that my rig weighs 4 times what their Honda does and needs quite a bit more length to stop, then get pissed when my grill ends up 4" from their back glass after laying on my brakes.
Fat chicks that think they can dress like hot chicks. I don't want to see your cottage cheese thighs, and I don't think anybody else in the place does either.
Fake people. Like the ones that dress "western" to go to the Grizzly Rose (where I'm at a few times a week)... if you have to dress differently than you normally do fit in somewhere, you don't belong there and we don't want to see you there.
Stupid people.
Cops that know less about gun laws than I do. I don't claim to know everything, and I'm sure I still have plenty to learn, but when you pull me over just to question me about the rifle in the gun rack in my truck on the way to my shooting spot, driving in an area I know I can have it, and I have to pull up the CSP page on my phone so YOU can learn your laws, that just pisses me off.
People that think cops are evil.
People that don't clean up their brass after shooting outdoors.
People that say "acrost" and "idear."
More to come I'm sure....
People that ask me for professional, mechanical advice on a car or bike (I used to be an ASE Master tech before opening the motorcycle shop), and then proceed to a) disagree with my advice, even though they have no clue what they're talking about, because the interwebz said something different, and b) ask the same question in a different way, hoping to get a different answer.
This is especially annoying when said idiot is on the phone, not remotely interested in spending any money (with me or anyone else), and generally has a foreign accent that is 1% short of being entirely unintelligible. They will invariably waste as much of my time as humanly possible, and fail to comprehend the phrase "I need to answer that other phone line, can you hold for a moment?". [Bang] Then, if it's a bike question, they'll proceed to tell me why XYZcycle.com has the same item 29 cents cheaper, so they'll get it there (even though it's the WRONG fucking item for their application), and how much would it be for me to install it? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH....
I feel better now....[Beer][LOL]
not to derail the thread............ but I will anyways LOL ...Quote:
Originally Posted by ghettodub
I'll agree with you to the extent that MJ at least has SOME medical benefit.
(tho I whole heartedly believe that 95%+ of Med cards are utter bullshit, Just an excuse for folks to buy weed and not get arrested.)
Let's not forget 60-70( 40's thru early 50's) years ago Docs said smoking cigs was good for you. I think with long term studies, in 20+ years (that will only come with a relaxation of federal laws) that smoking the ganja will be seen as not so good for you also.
People that criticize others because they didnt serve. Not everyone is meant to serve in the armed forces. Some have situations that dont allow them to.
People that give me crap about my cigars. I smoke them on rare occasions and never around anyone that doesnt smoke.
People that think whatever they prefer in firearms is IT and nothing else is equal or even close. Not everyone wants or needs a "Super duper heat seeker nuclear powered pistol" some people are happy with what they have.
"Tactical" Just because its black doesnt make it tactical. If thats the case my little ones diaper bag is "tactical" .
More to come as I wake up more
Let me add to this the people who THINK they are cleaning up their shotgun hulls but leave all the wads sitting around! There's two parts people!Quote:
Originally Posted by mcantar18c
you do know its the law, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by mcantar18c
Maybe you look like a Cop or a BATFE Enforcement officer.
Politicians. Do I really have to explain?
Family and friends always assuming I have nothing better to do than move them because I have a truck.
"reality tv shows" I see stupidity on a daily basis.Do I really need to see it on my T.V. too?
Political correctness. Why is there a Black awarness club, Jewish awarness club, Irish awarness club? Why not a Proud to be American club?
Yeah yeah I know. But all the other people there grab a can or two when they see me pull up and we bullshit for a little bit if it ain't busy. Its just annoying that she has to look at my ID every time, and its not just a glance cause she has to she full on reads and checks it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Byte Stryke
And I don't think I look like a LEO.... a little scruffy, muddy boots, cowboy hat, belt buckle.....
Yep, nasty MF's I have to deal with them daily and I have to be nice because even though my company cant understand the smelly pieces of shit they are valued higher then me. One of these days.Quote:
Originally Posted by FireMoth
My biggest pet peeve is driving habits. The dumb cocksuckers that will pass you only to then imediatley slow down to turn causing you to slow down. Dont for one second in you tiny little piss ant brain think that I will slow the big white van down for your dumb ass I will run you over with a smile on my face, it aint my van! Or the stupid old man that pulled out in front of me on the interstate a couple weeks ago and almost got ran over then later on down the road he pulls up beside my swirving all over shakeing his phone at me like its my fault he is so fucking stupid, but by god as soon as I flip him the bird he calls the "hows my driving" number. That little fucktard, next time he pulls in front of me doing 60 on the interstate I will plow his dumb ass right to lucifers front door you stupid old moldy POS [Beer] I hope he had a hear attack and died after getting all worked up.
Dont get me started, If I win the powerball their will be a "CRACKER COLLEGE FUND"! And I will bury all who challenege.Quote:
Originally Posted by 2008f450
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Originally Posted by trlcavscout
Well, I will Certainly keep myself and my "Third-World" Family away from you and your shop. I know we smell like fish and rice sometimes, My Apologies.
I Would suggest that if you do not like people and their diversity, you find a different career path as you are setting yourself up for a great bit of grief.
I hate fashion trends. Guys dressing like girls these days. Pants so low their pecker sticks out. And the combination of the two. Boys in girl pants: their chicken legs are skinny enough to fit in there, but their ass is too big for that girls size 0 jeans so they wear it below their dingaling. How can you expect to run, jump, etc if you need to? I feel like sweeping you and breaking your little chicken leg.
Hipsters. Those faggot ass snobs who ride thier bicycles everywhere and act like they're hot shit b/c they drink PBR and have dirty hair.
Inefficiency. If there's an easier and just as effective way for me to execute (______) then damnit, let me do it that way. Not your stupid ritual for getting a job done.
People who are unconsciencious (sp?) of others' time. If it's 11:00pm and I have to wake up at 6 for work, then stop talking and let me go the F home. I still have to eat dinner, shower and get to bed and you're not helping.
Since I don't have a defibrillator in the house I'm not going to get started [Coffee]
Charlie Sheen. Just OD and die already.
The media for covering the asshole listed above.