TMI is never enough LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iloD6An16hs
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TMI is never enough LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iloD6An16hs
What are you talking 'bout, I stopped wiping and never felt better
That was pretty funny :).
rubbing myself between 2 warm Hard disks drives feels great...
[ROFL1]
Oh I bet it does, and now I'm gonna try itQuote:
Originally Posted by Byte Stryke
We would have better posts/topics if it were'nt for the hemorrhoids.
Then I don't even WANT to know what you are doing with your floppy.... :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Byte Stryke
I'm a motorcycle mechanic...it ALWAYS sounds like I have Tourette's when I'm working in the shop...
I had a video my wife took of me setting up my Lee progressive and trying to get it tuned in...Quote:
Originally Posted by TFOGGER
taught Little Byte 4 new words that night...
[ROFL1]
All mechanics are that way. It must be in the job descriptionQuote:
Originally Posted by TFOGGER
Gosh they grow up so fast- just seems like yesterday my neighbors kid's had no idea "****ing **** a ****** **** in the ***" existed... [LOL]Quote:
Originally Posted by Byte Stryke
I know alot of us are "Geared" that way!! [Coffee]I am.Quote:
Originally Posted by DFBrews
And to think my wife thinks I am the only person that bitches when working on shit.
When beating the crap out of the customer's vehicle will get you fired, language is the next best thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by DFBrews
We should have a "Shop Stories" thread.
Yeah mf'n, gd, sob, stupid ass engineers that came up with this mf'n asshole place to put this mf'n, pos sensor.
Outa have his ass tared and feathered pos sob probably voted for obama the mf'r.
What are you screem'n about down there?
Nut'n huny.
[ROFL2][ROFL2] SO trueQuote:
Originally Posted by Mtn.man
have to add in about hoping the mechanic that must have nailed the engineers wife made it worth it.
And mcantar... ya million dollar rv and cust sees you slide underneath with an 8 lb sledge things get touchy mighty quick
The multi purpose tool in our shop.
who the F*** had the dumba$$ idea to put a F***ing plug behind a Gawd@***ed Frame you have to jack up the whole F****ing truck and remove the CO**$***ing fender and the CO**$***ing steering shaft just to to change a Muthaf***ing SPARKPLUG!
all of this and your "Special" wobbly 4' double jointed 3/8" Drive sparkplug socket achieves orbit.
Small animals are running away and crickets won't chirp
Bonus points if you can tell me what truck I am referring to
blazer with vortecQuote:
Originally Posted by Byte Stryke
Quote:
Originally Posted by DFBrews
WINNER!!!
(Close enough)
http://i1092.photobucket.com/albums/...IMG_0441-1.jpg
Same here...not motorcycles, just the wrenching and obscenities [ROFL1] (Guess I should have read the entire thread...seems we all have something in common. F'in engineers - though the sad part is a lot of it is designed by computers anymore. I am convinced that machines hate humanity, much like the terminator series LOLZ)Quote:
Originally Posted by TFOGGER
My wife knows that my other personalities come out when I'm wrenchin'. I had to pull the front end of her VW Passat off just to replace the alternator.
Most of the bikes I work on are Japanese, Italian, or German. Is it a coincidence that they are all a bitch to work on, and all of these countries were defeated by us in WWII?
[LOL]
I want to be a bottle of Fanta.