Why is everyone such a badass when their on the computer?[Coffee]
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Why is everyone such a badass when their on the computer?[Coffee]
I can't speak for others, but I'm just trying to be more like Byte Stryke.
[Sofa]
Mofo, if you only knew how big a badass I am you'd poop your shift key.
http://www.hdforums.com/forum/attach...rdcommando.jpg
[Stooge]
cause I own the internet. al gore may have invented it, but I own this bitch!
Or on their phone, or a moving vehicle, or...............Quote:
Originally Posted by brokenscout
Who specifically? I'm too busy flying the earth around the sun...(it ain't me)Quote:
Originally Posted by brokenscout
I'm 20 pounds lighter, 20 years younger, and 20 times stronger when I'm behind a keyboard...which would make me 45 pounds overweight, decrepit, and weak as a newborn kitten in real life...
Thats funny,Quote:
Originally Posted by Ah Pook
An apostrophe doesn't mean "Look out, here comes an S!"
They're
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Originally Posted by TFOGGER
No-THAT is funny!
I think keyboard commandos are "Badasses" because there typically is no accountability. Hell a 14 yo kid can call out a a genuine badass and never have to put "there money where their mouth is".
Anonymity.
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Originally Posted by sneakerd
I Dont try to be Bad-ass
Bad asses try to be me.
[ROFL1]
In all honesty though, I did pull out an ATM/Safe and load it on a truck before 1000 hrs today.
Picked that motherfucker up, put it in my pocket and walked away.
Opie011 was all like...
[Eek1]
Because I have a Tactical Computer. It's black and has lots of velcro....and MOLLE webbing.
[Beer]Quote:
Originally Posted by Not_A_Llama
You had better watch your tone or I'm switching to CAPS-LOCK!! Bunch of punks
I am twice a hard in real life!
I have thought forums could use a resume feature, a little button to tap that reads off age, previous work, criminal history and such. Might weed out a lot of tough guys if they realize they are arguing with people who know more about a topic.
Wait... I don't seem to recall that conversation.Quote:
Originally Posted by sniper7
Thats funny and cool. MY computer IS a gun, I strike a series of keystrokes and it folds out and BAM!!! AMMO INSIDE BITCH! lol[ROFL1]Quote:
Originally Posted by Bailey Guns
because they are silly enough to think that you will never meet in person
That is f-ing hilarious! [ROFL3]Quote:
Originally Posted by Bailey Guns
I am the opposite. I don't talk sh!t online (much) but look scary in person! Its why children and small dogs run away from me! But in reality, I am just a big tall pansy! [ROFL1]
I think you look crazy friendly in person! maybe my size helps with that?... graves on the other hand. I don't even get out of my car when we met. I just drop my stuff on the ground out of my window, then I pick up the envelope he leaves on the ground after he leaves! Dude is scary! Nice truck by the way gravesQuote:
Originally Posted by Akyla
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Originally Posted by alxone
Ding! The ones that are the baddest NEVER show up to events, shoots and shows. [Coffee]
Hahaha! There is some funny shite here!
The ones that drive me nuts are the Fobbits who post on here about all of the things they saw while deployed. It was so horrible for them, eating in a DFAC everyday and watching cable TV. They should know that many of us actually know what their MOS is and what it means. Just because you deployed doesn't mean that you saw shit.
"God made man, but Samuel Colt made them equal,"Quote:
Originally Posted by brokenscout
Guns were one of the first equalizers, followed by Karl Friedrich Benz inventing the gasoline automobile. Then followed by John Presper Eckert & John W. Mauchly with the computer.
With a gun, car, or computer it appears to not matter how strong, fast, or tough you are while using them you feel beyond reproach.
and thats why i try to remember thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Mobat555
shooting is fun but being shot at sucks
i enjoy driving but hate accidents
while banter can be fun sometimes feelings are hurt
But I don't even like you man. [Neene1]Quote:
Originally Posted by alxone
A picture of me in action...not actual size...
http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/...etCommando.jpg
Sweet. There is hope of finding tac gear that will fit me yet! [ROFL1]
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Originally Posted by TFOGGER
You have nothing to worry about, the gear definitely exists.Quote:
Originally Posted by Akyla
http://i.imgur.com/lHL9ul.jpg
You sure? Its looks like he's sucking it in!
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Originally Posted by Mobat555
Holy she-ite!!
Trying to hurt my feelings eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by Akyla
Nope. Commiserating!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mobat555
That guy is obviously a high speed operator [ROFL1] I would stand back though that belt is about to give!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mobat555
It's a riggers belt, it's meant to hold hundreds of pounds... but yes, it's probably nearing capacity for it's tinsel strength! [LOL]Quote:
Originally Posted by trlcavscout
I had heard Triple Canopy had lowered their standards for employment, but damn!
Yea it was pretty impressive but again Byte, it only weighed about 1500lbs!![Beer]Quote:
Originally Posted by Byte Stryke
Oh and I meant what I said before we parted...stop pissing people off, their feelers will get hurt[BooHoo]
now thats funny [ROFL1]Quote:
Originally Posted by Akyla
No wonder he's wearing a riggers belt, needs the extra strength.
you guys should not pick on him , he is in perfect shape
remember
round is a shape
What if the show up to your house? [Coffee]Quote:
Originally Posted by jerrymrc
then they just made it that much easier to teach them some manners [Tooth]Quote:
Originally Posted by SA Friday