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09-28-2011, 21:25
Mtn.man

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WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? ( hello because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? ( they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE 1 EGG?they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? ( because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) ( you're laughing!!!!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? Don't know.... it never HAPPENS!!
09-28-2011, 21:30
Byte Stryke

I'm Thinking Mtn.Man left his computer and the Mrs. got ahold of it
09-28-2011, 21:32
Mtn.man

She's got her own and forwarded this to me. LOL
09-28-2011, 21:32
Monky

Quote:

Originally Posted by Byte Stryke

I'm Thinking Mtn.Man left his computer and the Mrs. got ahold of it

My sentiments exactly.

Question MtnWife.. why don't women just put the seat up when they're done with it? [Tooth]
09-28-2011, 21:34
opie011

[rofl2]
09-28-2011, 21:35
Byte Stryke

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mtn.man

She's got her own and forwarded this to me. LOL

and you reposted it...
[Eek3]

does she have you at Knifepoint?

Are your Testicles in imminent danger?

How many hostages are with you?
09-28-2011, 21:43
sniper7

poor mtn man has a quota of pro female posts he must make or wife takes away certain privileges![ROFL1]
09-28-2011, 21:47
mx'r

Mtn Man has been in the Mountains too long..
09-28-2011, 22:20
68Charger

Quote:

Originally Posted by sniper7

poor mtn man has a quota of pro female posts he must make or wife takes away certain privileges![ROFL1]

based on his posts, I'd say his quota is what, .001?

I gotta admit, I laughed...

probably not for the same reason Mrs. Mtn man did[ROFL1]
09-28-2011, 22:24
Ridge

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b1...d/emot-gay.gif
09-28-2011, 22:45
68Charger

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ridge

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b1...d/emot-gay.gif

is that a hand, or what?
09-28-2011, 22:45
theGinsue

OP: [Shake] Makes a fella wonder what's happening to this world.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 68Charger

is that a hand, or what?

Hint: Pink & limp wrist.
09-29-2011, 00:27
sniper7

Quote:

Originally Posted by 68Charger

is that a hand, or what?

Duh ffssilly. Ittss ffssssuuuuppppeeerrr!
09-29-2011, 05:53
roberth

[lol]
09-29-2011, 07:41
Mtn.man

Todays response to women

http://hphotos-sjc1.fbcdn.net/hphoto..._4470333_n.jpg

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...01178710_n.jpg
09-29-2011, 09:24
Byte Stryke

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mtn.man

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...01178710_n.jpg

that is the start of a REALLY good evening

[Muaha]
09-29-2011, 09:30
Lex_Luthor

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ridge

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b1...d/emot-gay.gif

I love the "ghey" emoticon.
09-29-2011, 09:43
Ronin13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Byte Stryke

and you reposted it...
[Eek3]

does she have you at Knifepoint?

Are your Testicles in imminent danger?

How many hostages are with you?

It's ok, we have the FBI's HRT Negotiator on his way! Hehe, reminds me of that Rodney Carrington joke: "Women think they can do many things men can't, but they can't do the helicopter (thrusts out pelvis and begins a circular motion)... Til that time she locks herself in the bathroom and holds the puss hostage. Then you become a FBI negotiator. 'Ma'am, have you harmed the hostage in any way? Please press the hostage up against the glass. Do you have any demands?' 'I wanna go shopping!' Shit! 'I want a new car!' Fuck! 'I want a helicopter!' Heeey! We can do that! Helicopter helicopter!"
09-29-2011, 09:47
alxone

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mtn.man

http://hphotos-sjc1.fbcdn.net/hphoto..._4470333_n.jpg

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...01178710_n.jpg

[ROFL1][LOL][ROFL3]
09-29-2011, 09:49
JohnTRourke

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mtn.man

http://hphotos-sjc1.fbcdn.net/hphoto..._4470333_n.jpg

the wife's new computer background.
I'm sure she'll be thrilled with the improvement I made.

[ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][Stooge]
09-29-2011, 11:00
Cman

[rofl1] This Whole Thread!
09-29-2011, 13:15
Mtn.man

And this...

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...26180390_n.jpg
09-29-2011, 13:22
KevDen2005

Grew up in a house full of guys but always had dogs so had to make the toilet seat is down.

And still have dogs, plus I think the toilet seat up is unsanitary, and annoys me.
09-29-2011, 13:27
Mtn.man

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._1367344_n.jpg
09-29-2011, 15:59
mevshooter

Quote:

Originally Posted by Byte Stryke

and you reposted it...
[Eek3]

does she have you at Knifepoint?

Are your Testicles in imminent danger?

How many hostages are with you?

If you're married, your testicles are ALWAYS in imminent danger.
09-29-2011, 21:04
Mazin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mtn.man

WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? ( hello because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? ( they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE 1 EGG?they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? ( because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) ( you're laughing!!!!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? Don't know.... it never HAPPENS!!

LOL #4

[ROFL1]
09-29-2011, 22:26
sniper7

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnTRourke

the wife's new computer background.
I'm sure she'll be thrilled with the improvement I made.

[ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][Stooge]

I'll need to get that on my wifes background soon enough!
09-29-2011, 22:28
DD977GM2

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monky

My sentiments exactly.

Question MtnWife.. why don't women just put the seat up when they're done with it? [Tooth]

[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]
09-30-2011, 09:46
Ronin13

Yeah, women should put the seat up... because when you get older you have to pee in the middle of the night. Let's just say she has to go right before bed so she goes in, does her business and leaves the seat down. Then he has to go at 1AM- at that hour, half asleep, you don't mess with the seat, you just start going until you hear the splash then center on it. Then at 3AM when she has to go, guess who's sitting in it!?
09-30-2011, 22:29
Irving

At 1:00 am, I know that if I hear plastic, I need to go left.
10-01-2011, 04:13
DD977GM2

All of you saying women should put the seat up etc when they are done, Shouldnt they be going outside in the outhouse instead? Or a bucket that is in the kitchen so they never leave the kitchen? [ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]

Just joking to any of the ladies on here [Beer]