Got Man-card Punched?

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10-13-2011, 18:45
cebeu

Got Man-card Punched?
Phuucckk! [Shake]

Sittin’ in a colleagues office today…I’m waiting for her to show…her radios on…some minutes slip by…I’m deep in worthless “work” thought…next thing I know another colleague (and friend to an extent) snuck-up on me and proceeded to pound me with quick charlie-horse triceps punches and was givin’ me verbal hard-core ****.

I guess he caught me listening to Dancing Queen…and I was enjoying it waaayyy too much! …Phuucckk! [Shake]
My questions are;
1. Just exactly what are the ****ing OFFICIAL Man-card rules anyway?
2. How many “punches” does getting caught in a professional setting listening to ABBA and ****ing liking it count against my Man-card?
3. How many ****ups do we start with anyway? Or...how does this **** work?
4. How long does it take before my testicles will return to normal room-temperature size after enjoying ABBA?
That is all.
10-13-2011, 18:47
Byte Stryke

better earbuds, quit singing along or work out more
10-13-2011, 18:55
ray1970

http://fivehourfitness.com/wp-conten...d-man-card.jpg

[Shake]
10-13-2011, 19:11
Drilldov2.0

I hereby officially start a petition to the mods to remove the name Cebeu and replace it with Dancing Queen.
10-13-2011, 19:23
cebeu

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drilldov2.0

I hereby officially start a petition to the mods to remove the name Cebeu and replace it with Dancing Queen.

Phuucckk you...and answer the questions...

Heh heh
10-13-2011, 19:35
Bootifus

My answers are:

Just exactly what are the ****ing OFFICIAL Man-card rules anyway?
Who the Phuk knows, but we all should have a pretty good idea.

How many “punches” does getting caught in a professional setting listening to ABBA and ****ing liking it count
He should only get/need one. If he claims more than one, you should be able to get one back for "Punching like a girl"

How many ****ups do we start with anyway? Or...how does this **** work?
As a man, you are entitled to as many Phukups as you need to get through life, just know there may be penalties along the way for said Phukups.

How long does it take before my testicles will return to normal room-temperature size after enjoying ABBA?
This one is totally up to you. It all depends on what you do to "warm them up". I DO NOT recommend the microwave.
10-13-2011, 19:38
Elhuero

handle it like a man.

tell him that he can have any taste in music he likes, but if he strikes you again you will beat the **** out if him.
10-13-2011, 19:42
opie011

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elhuero

handle it like a man.

tell him that he can have any taste in music he likes, but if he strikes you again you will beat the **** out if him.

Agreed!
10-13-2011, 19:45
spyder

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drilldov2.0

I hereby officially start a petition to the mods to remove the name Cebeu and replace it with Dancing Queen.

I wouldn't take away his name, just merely make that his title!
10-13-2011, 20:39
stevelkinevil

Quote:

Originally Posted by spyder

I wouldn't take away his name, just merely make that his title!

Agreed.
Further I am afraid that singing or even listening to said song is grounds for a 3 month minimum with up to a 1 year maximum revocation of your man card.
10-13-2011, 20:47
sniper7

the rule is: if you have to ask, you already lost it.
10-13-2011, 21:02
Graves

Dancing Queen?...WOW!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elhuero

handle it like a man.

tell him that he can have any taste in music he likes, but if he strikes you again you will beat the **** out if him.

Nope, totally had it comin'.
10-13-2011, 21:09
sneakerd

Instant man-card renewal. Challenge him on-the-spot to a push-up competition.
10-13-2011, 21:36
Bailey Guns

Quote:

Originally Posted by sneakerd

Instant man-card renewal. Challenge him on-the-spot to a push-up competition.

Gets renewed only if you win...
10-13-2011, 21:37
sneakerd

I figgered that was implied.
10-13-2011, 22:00
DD977GM2

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drilldov2.0

I hereby officially start a petition to the mods to remove the name Cebeu and replace it with Dancing Queen.

Here Here , I 2nd the motion Drilldo[ROFL1]
10-13-2011, 23:21
SA Friday

[Muaha]
10-13-2011, 23:49
TSOTSI

These dudes will hook you up.
http://www.neuticles.com/ultra.php
10-14-2011, 00:22
Byte Stryke

Rockin' with ABBA

[ROFL1]
10-14-2011, 09:01
Lex_Luthor

"Rock" and "ABBA" should definitely NOT even be in the same sentence. Listening to ABBA with enthusiasm and vocal participation is not grounds for Man Card revocation. It's voluntary forfeiture.
10-14-2011, 09:10
Cman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Byte Stryke

Rockin' with ABBA

[ROFL1]

I saw that below his name!! [ROFL1]
10-14-2011, 09:35
cebeu

[Mad]

Ya' ass-holes! I open-up, share my soft-side and THIS is how I'm treated? Ass-holes!

heh heh [Beer]
10-14-2011, 09:42
colorider

You were voluntarily listening Abba. Was the next artist on your playlist Wham? Or perhaps culture club.