Christmas $$ + work= Fun??

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11-04-2011, 19:18
DSB OUTDOORS

Christmas $$ + work= Fun??

Ok, me and a couple of my business partners every year try to give back to our employees. So we try to get creative and hand out bounus cash in a little gift.

Gift less than $25 or so. Some past examples are.
1: Put some cash in a cooler full of water and froze it.
2: Cash in a christmas cake mold and filled with plaster.
3: Y2K Made a survival kit, burried cash under fire starters, toilet paper, food bars, camo condom packs, candles, in a 30 cal. ammo can.
4: Cash in Thermous, Not as easy to get the cash out of the neck as one may think.
5: Put cash in tool kit and stuffed and screwed cash inside of the sockets and plastic case. Etc. Etc.

Need help for this years fun!! So put the creative minds to work and have some fun. [Coffee]
11-04-2011, 19:30
SideShow Bob

Roll some cash up (large Denomination) stuff in a 30-06 case and seat a bullet on it. - leave the primer out of course-
11-04-2011, 19:41
DSB OUTDOORS

Quote:

Originally Posted by SideShow Bob

Roll some cash up (large Denomination) stuff in a 30-06 case and seat a bullet on it. - leave the primer out of course-

I like that, but my business revolves around Landscaping plants, my partners arnt exactly gun nuts like my self. Thanks I can use that idea on some friends though!! [Tooth]
11-04-2011, 19:49
Irving

Hide some cash in some brand new wallets.
11-04-2011, 20:07
JoeT

my buddy gave his wife an engagement ring that was in a ring box that had a 2x2's wood box made around it, and he drilled out the screws, the 2x2's box had 2x4's screwed to it, and the screws stripped. the 2x4 box had a 2x6 box screwed to it, with the screws stripped, the 2x6's had 2x8s screwed to it, with screws stripped, 2x10's, and 2x12's around those.

when it was all done, it was a box inside a box, inside a box, inside a box, inside a box (think those little chinese dolls that go into each other). It took her close to 2 hours to get everything down to the ring box in the middle
11-04-2011, 20:29
Fentonite

Make this cake:
http://www.fabulousfoods.com/recipes...-for-halloween
http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/z...tty-litter.jpg

Put the bills inside the cat turds.
11-04-2011, 20:57
DOC

Kidnap them drug them bury them alive with only an air pipe and stuff the tube with the money? Or do Irving's idea that was good too.
11-04-2011, 21:15
Irving

Hire some strippers and let them hide the money!
11-04-2011, 21:39
Drilldov2.0

Quote:

Originally Posted by SideShow Bob

Roll some cash up (large Denomination) stuff in a 30-06 case and seat a bullet on it. - leave the primer out of course-

Bob, you are fired. That was my first thought as well. Of course, guys in the patch would appreciate that more than most and most likely have a tool on their body with which they could extract the bullet. (or by god they'll find some **** to rig up and get that sumbitch out)
11-04-2011, 21:44
Zundfolge

Put the cash in a coffee can ... take the coffee can way out in the woods and note the location with a GPS.

Print the GPS coordinates on small slips of paper ... put the paper into fortune cookies.

I've always wanted to host a clue rally. Maybe too much work though.
11-04-2011, 22:01
Irving

I need a tune up on my Cavalier. I'll let you hide some money under all my spark plugs and distributor cap. Maybe some under my my air filter and around the seals on my fuel injectors.

As long as they finish the job.
11-04-2011, 22:02
Mazin

Quote:

Originally Posted by DSB OUTDOORS

I like that, but my business revolves around Landscaping plants, my partners arnt exactly gun nuts like my self. Thanks I can use that idea on some friends though!! [Tooth]

I'm your buddy! [Coffee]
11-05-2011, 06:06
Jumpstart

In an envelope, delivered by the butt crack of a stripper.
11-05-2011, 10:20
sniper7

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Originally Posted by Jumpstart

In an envelope, delivered by the butt crack of a stripper.

I was thinking in a shot, delivered by the stripper without the use of hands[Coffee]
11-05-2011, 10:24
sniper7

how about quarters all buried in the dirt of a plant they can take home
11-05-2011, 10:25
TFOGGER

Put the cash in a transparent plastic container. Encase the container in a block of lucite. Engrave "Occupy Denver" on the outside of the block.
11-05-2011, 14:10
DSB OUTDOORS

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fentonite

Make this cake:
http://www.fabulousfoods.com/recipes...-for-halloween
Put the bills inside the cat turds.

I like this idea but too time consuming. We did bake the money in bread once. [Dinner]

Quote:

Originally Posted by DOC

Kidnap them drug them bury them alive with only an air pipe and stuff the tube with the money?

UUhhhh NO!! [Shock] [Shake]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irving

I need a tune up on my Cavalier. I'll let you hide some money under all my spark plugs and distributor cap. Maybe some under my my air filter and around the seals on my fuel injectors. As long as they finish the job.

If you don't get a gift from me by Christmas, just wait longer!! [Santa]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mazin

I'm your buddy! [Coffee]

Yes! Yes you are!! [Beer]
11-05-2011, 14:28
DOC

Bury it in a coffee can in someplace they are digging and have them discover it.
I just watched saw before I posted my last one. Somehow that didn't seem as bad as some of the stuff I just watched.