How to embarrass a teenager.
It's really pretty easy. You notice somethings wrong in your house when you wake up and get ready for work. You go looking around and notice your 17 year olds bedroom door isn't padlocked (keeps out the 14 year old). You think you hear something, but how can that be? He's supposed to be at school. You knock and no one answers. You try to open the door and it's locked. Hmmmmm Somethings fishy. Is he in their skipping school?
You go get the fancy door opener. (butter knife) Knock and open the door. Yep he's there sitting up in bed. You ask why he's home. He says he's skipping. You ask why, he says different reasons like to sleep.
So you go to the bed and pull the covers down to make him get out of bed and there's a naked girl. You then turn and while walking away say someone needs to go home now. Wait patiently by the door for said teenage girl to leave, and say, feel free to come back when we are awake and KNOW you're here. I have a feeling I won't be seeing that girl around the house anytime soon. Said son won't be having any freedoms for a week either.
It did crack me up inside it was so funny, but you can't show it. I had to wait until the girl was gone, and I was in the truck going to work before I could laugh. I was smart enough to never get caught sneaking a girl into the house, and never skipped school to get some. At least he listened to all my harping and wore a condom. I just can't bring myself to ask if I interupted to early. I sure hope so.
