I thought I would pass on this link that I read on my Assault Android phone as i drink from my Assault softdrink.
http://www.denverpost.com/nationalpo...sued-silencers
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I thought I would pass on this link that I read on my Assault Android phone as i drink from my Assault softdrink.
http://www.denverpost.com/nationalpo...sued-silencers
lol.. assault droid.. hahaa
and awesome avatar btw..
Read while sitting on my assault toilet.
I dont get it?
As I read it seemed neutral as to what they wrote, kinda nice for a change.
Yeah they used "assualt rifle" but folks on here ALL THE Fing TIME
use the term hi-cap or high capacity magazine. So I wouldnt get all worked up over this
when they are calling a military rifle an "assualt" rifle. YMMV [Peep]
you have me interested. what bells n whistles do you have on this said assault toilet!?!?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheInternet
if you have a silencer on it that could really cut back on my awkard exits from the bathroom after large farts
I hope this read will be better on my assault Android in my assault truck in an assault parking spot
Assualt seat warmer?Quote:
Originally Posted by aahorn
I normally just assault the toilet. I don't want one that can fight back.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheInternet
[ROFL1] Well one would think a proper assault would be loud and messy... especially on an assault toilet! [Coffee]Quote:
Originally Posted by aahorn
Its painted black. Everything painted black is 'assault' or 'tactical' in the medias eye.Quote:
Originally Posted by aahorn
I believe the french call it a bidet (pronounced Bid - AY)Quote:
Originally Posted by aahorn
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Originally Posted by dropped_71chevy
BAHAHAHHHAHHAHH LOLOLOL
an actual lol on that one.... [ROFL1][ROFL1]
maybe its an assault bidet. it pulsates water in single shots, 3 shot bursts and full stream automatic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Waywardson174
painted black of course. maybe a built in assualt mag with hi-cap toilet paper dispenser for extra messy conflicts
I'm confused. Possessing an unregistered firearm?
Magpul FDE seat ?? [ROFL1]Quote:
Originally Posted by aahorn
I believe one of suspects is also a Boulder police officer. I was going to copy the link but my Assault Android phone a falure to feed. That was the Boulder camera.
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Originally Posted by TheInternet
Do you have your tactical/assault TP???
http://www.justtoiletpaper.com/camocombolarge2.jpg
If not you are not "TACTICOOL" enough...................
[rofl3]Quote:
Originally Posted by battle_sight_zero
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Originally Posted by Chad4000
From the quote from the storyQuote:
Originally Posted by DeusExMachina
I'm assuming it's for possession of the cans with out NFA registration/docs/stamp and the, oh so well informed, Denver post just said unregistered firearm, or that's the "common name" for the charge in reference to an NFA item that's not properly documented.Quote:
Lee pleaded guilty in April to possessing an unregistered firearm.
The fart fan is still trying to clear out the remnants of that WMD I dropped in the bowl. I need to reconsider my diet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skully
Sorry, did I just read something about assaulting a toilet?
Or something about a silencer on a toilet?
[ROFL2][ROFL3][ROFL1]