New Title-influenced by Bert

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06-11-2012, 15:12
StagLefty

New Title-influenced by Bert

I protest mods. I'm not a "cheap catfood connoisseur" as my new title indicates. I only treat myself to the very best : PET GOLD ELITE ADULT CAT FOOD IN CANS

Feed your cat the ultra-premium canned cat food that's slow simmered from a rich and succulent recipe featuring carefully selected, quality ingredients. Each mouth-watering premium diet delivers complete and balanced nutrition with up to 37% real tuna in every can. Offered in a variety of recipes.
Average Customer Rating:
18 out of 18(100%)customers recommend this product.

Nothing less will ever pass over my palate. Bert is just indicating his jealous rage to you over my more than adequate catfood dietary supplies.
Carry on your childish vendetta Bert,but we all know who can really relish their catfood cuisine. [Muaha]
06-11-2012, 15:30
ThunderSquirrel

That's why I just lurk... Stock titles for me!
06-11-2012, 15:33
BPTactical

Quote:

Originally Posted by StagLefty

I protest mods. I'm not a "cheap catfood connoisseur" as my new title indicates. I only treat myself to the very best : PET GOLD ELITE ADULT CAT FOOD IN CANS

Feed your cat the ultra-premium canned cat food that's slow simmered from a rich and succulent recipe featuring carefully selected, quality ingredients. Each mouth-watering premium diet delivers complete and balanced nutrition with up to 37% real tuna in every can. Offered in a variety of recipes.
Average Customer Rating:
18 out of 18(100%)customers recommend this product.

Nothing less will ever pass over my palate. Bert is just indicating his jealous rage to you over my more than adequate catfood dietary supplies.
Carry on your childish vendetta Bert,but we all know who can really relish their catfood cuisine. [Muaha]

My spousemouse manages a "Gourmet Pet Boutique". All natural foods, a lot of raw diet as well.
Only the best stuff like Wellness, Beef, Venison and Lamb Formula.
"Supporting your cats health:
6 sources of protein
20% more protein
Berries and botanicals
Contains no poultry, grains, wheat, soy, artificial colors, flavors and preservatives"

So you see Lefty, only the best here-none of the bush league PetsMart garbage.

Not to mention the catnip treats she brings home[Tooth]
06-11-2012, 15:34
DD977GM2

This thread reminds me of the Happy Gilmore lounge scene.

Quote:

Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way... or you'll pay! LISTEN to what I say!
Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What'd ya say?
06-11-2012, 15:37
StagLefty

Quote:

Originally Posted by BPTactical

My spousemouse manages a "Gourmet Pet Boutique". All natural foods, a lot of raw diet as well.
Only the best stuff like Wellness, Beef, Venison and Lamb Formula.
"Supporting your cats health:
6 sources of protein
20% more protein
Berries and botanicals
Contains no poultry, grains, wheat, soy, artificial colors, flavors and preservatives"

So you see Lefty, only the best here-none of the bush league PetsMart garbage.

Not to mention the catnip treats she brings home[Tooth]

I don't see succulent or mouth watering in your description as in mine so nanny nanny boo boo [ROFL1]
06-11-2012, 16:07
funkfool

Sounds "nummy"!
06-11-2012, 16:08
funkfool

Hey - I finally got a title too!
06-11-2012, 16:13
trlcavscout

Could be worse, could be pink [Beer]
06-11-2012, 16:24
68Charger

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThunderSquirrel

That's why I just lurk... Stock titles for me!

Who's that lurking over there, is that Merv Griffin?

"so I came to Europe to kill, and it's worked out very well for me... until now"
06-11-2012, 16:48
lpgasman

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Originally Posted by funkfool

Hey - I finally got a title too!

WHAT? Oh I thought you said little tool.
06-11-2012, 16:52
sniper7

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThunderSquirrel

That's why I just lurk... Stock titles for me!

With an avatar like that you are begging for a new title!
06-11-2012, 17:10
68Charger

Quote:

Originally Posted by sniper7

With an avatar like that you are begging for a new title!

hmm- like "Pets are for covering your genitalia"?

or "poses nude with animals"

perhaps from Stripes: "we've got some naked animals"
06-11-2012, 17:19
Skully

Quote:

Originally Posted by sniper7

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThunderSquirrel

That's why I just lurk... Stock titles for me!

With an avatar like that you are begging for a new title!

I was just about to type that....................

His avatar is kind of creepy with two ...........shall we say skinny-impaired couple, naked, holding cats to cover themselves. He has a lot more in common with the original OP of this thread than he thinks with the cat food and all........................[Coffee]
06-11-2012, 17:29
BPTactical

Let's have fun but let's keep it out of the gutter.......[Beer]

But I will agree, a tad creepy.
06-11-2012, 17:56
StagLefty

Alright Bert-can openers at dawn Sir !!!
06-11-2012, 17:59
Ranger

Ahh another victim of mad titling! HA, mine is normal again :D
06-11-2012, 18:03
Not_A_Llama

This thread is making me hungry.
06-11-2012, 18:18
BPTactical

Quote:

Originally Posted by StagLefty

Alright Bert-can openers at dawn Sir !!!

It's on like Donkey Kong.
I'm a gonna come at you like a Spider Monkey!

On another note, only cheap assed gubberment issued entitlement cat food needs a can opener!

The good stuff uses the pulltabs.

There, you "outed" yourself Lefty![Coffee]
You can't have no ice cream 'cause you on da welfare!
06-11-2012, 18:38
StagLefty

Quote:

Originally Posted by BPTactical

It's on like Donkey Kong.
I'm a gonna come at you like a Spider Monkey!

On another note, only cheap assed gubberment issued entitlement cat food needs a can opener!

The good stuff uses the pulltabs.

There, you "outed" yourself Lefty![Coffee]
You can't have no ice cream 'cause you on da welfare!

I hate it when your on your cat food game.
Well done-I capitulate to your obvious supremacy.
[Help]
06-11-2012, 18:46
SideShow Bob

Just remember Bert, "What goes around, Comes around".

Your day for a unique custom title is nigh......

Those that you have been a part of titling will arise and petition the Mods in a loud and clear voice to dub you with an appropriate title. Do Not think that you are exempt from what you instigate....[Muaha][Muaha]
06-11-2012, 19:05
jerrymrc

Quote:

Originally Posted by funkfool

Hey - I finally got a title too!

Your welcome. Think I did it a couple of weeks ago. [Coffee]
06-11-2012, 20:53
BPTactical

Quote:

Originally Posted by SideShow Bob

Just remember Bert, "What goes around, Comes around".

Your day for a unique custom title is nigh......

Those that you have been a part of titling will arise and petition the Mods in a loud and clear voice to dub you with an appropriate title. Do Not think that you are exempt from what you instigate....[Muaha][Muaha]

If I wanted to hear the "trunk monkey" I woulda broken into your car[Tooth]
06-11-2012, 21:07
theGinsue

Quote:

Originally Posted by StagLefty

I protest mods. I'm not a "cheap catfood connoisseur" as my new title indicates. I only treat myself to the very best : PET GOLD ELITE ADULT CAT FOOD IN CANS[Muaha]

A thousand apologies Lefty. Fixed it for you!
06-11-2012, 21:10
StagLefty

Quote:

Originally Posted by theGinsue

A thousand apologies Lefty. Fixed it for you!

You Sir are a gentleman and a scholar [Beer]
06-11-2012, 21:26
theGinsue

Quote:

Originally Posted by DD977GM2

This thread reminds me of the Happy Gilmore lounge scene.

Which brings to mind....
06-11-2012, 21:26
theGinsue

Quote:

Originally Posted by StagLefty

You Sir are a gentleman and a scholar [Beer]

Hey! Hey! Hey!

No name calling!!!
06-11-2012, 21:28
theGinsue

Quote:

Originally Posted by SideShow Bob

Just remember Bert, "What goes around, Comes around".

Your day for a unique custom title is nigh......

Those that you have been a part of titling will arise and petition the Mods in a loud and clear voice to dub you with an appropriate title. Do Not think that you are exempt from what you instigate....[Muaha][Muaha]

Oh no, I don't mess with Bert, he fixed my SP1! Besides - he scares me.
06-11-2012, 21:33
theGinsue

Quote:

Originally Posted by BPTactical

You can't have no ice cream 'cause you on da welfare!

I understood that reference (recall the original source).
06-11-2012, 21:36
SideShow Bob

Quote:

Originally Posted by theGinsue

Oh no, I don't mess with Bert, he fixed my SP1! Besides - he scares me.

Then how about an "accidental" missspelling of Tactical in his screen name ? Replace the "a-c" with an "e-s" ?
06-11-2012, 21:38
theGinsue

Quote:

Originally Posted by SideShow Bob

Then how about an "accidental" missspelling of Tactical in screen name ? Replace the "a-c" with an "e-s" ?

THAT^^ would get me banned!
06-11-2012, 21:48
sniper7

I'm LOST!!!!
06-12-2012, 05:55
BPTactical

Quote:

Originally Posted by sniper7

I'm LOST!!!!

I thought you were "Iceman" [Coffee]