It's so hot outside I farted and stated a fire in my backyard
This is shaping up to be a nasty summer.
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It's so hot outside I farted and stated a fire in my backyard
This is shaping up to be a nasty summer.
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Originally Posted by 02ducky
100 here in downtown [Peep]
It's hotter than four foxes f**king in a forest fire.
And that's pretty dang hot.
Hate my life right now.....
Whatever the temp is outside, add 15 degrees in the shop!!!
I was just thinking the same thing, its gonna be a brutal summer for fat boys.
Took the dog for a walk and he couldn't walk 10 feet on the black pavement without rolling over on his back and crying. He has some pretty tender feet.
At my desk/cube. No, there is no AC here. Picture taken 5 minutes ago.
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I have to run in this shit every day....
No AC in my house. Its not to bad today, thermometer says 101 but ive been out doing yard work.
Hotter than two mice f*cking in a wool sock.
Hmm. Really.Quote:
Originally Posted by trlcavscout
GEEZ UZ, it gets to 86 in my place and I'm wining like a little 8iotchQuote:
Originally Posted by trlcavscout
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Originally Posted by 02ducky
Its so hot out side, I farted and cooled down the house.
Being in the hvac business days like today suck! Customers are pissed off, I'm pissedoff that their pissed off and because it's so hot. Damnit I cant wait to get home.
I am from Las Vegas, spent 5 years in Phoenix, in the Army it was FT. Knox from may-sept then the desert. I work outside everyday so the winter is what kills me i HATE the cold!Quote:
Originally Posted by jackthewall81
Insides only like 87. My wifes been bitching about getting AC but the first chance i get i am heading back to the desert so i dont care. In Vegas we had AC and she bitched about the heat even with her inside job in the AC so she had to move here where its "cooler" now she wants me to drop the cash on AC, hell no! I wont even put her window AC unit in for her [ROFL1]Quote:
Originally Posted by yankeefan98121
It's so hot the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
But ohh Brother you are appriciated by me on days like today, got the house set @ 73. The only problem is I'm messing around in the garage. [Coffee]Quote:
Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh
Just walked to the shuttle from my office, I'm considering pissing myself to cool down and so people aren't next to me while on the shuttle or bus
Outside sure, inside broke down, closed the windows and turned on the ac.
I took my shop thermometer and put it in front of the garage door yesteryear afternoon, it jumped to 110!! Good thing the shop is insulated.
This pop isn't working, Benny! I'm baking like a toasted Cheese-It! Anyone?
it's not even summer yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by 02ducky
but yes, it's going to be bad.
Let's add some humidity to this and then see the bitching start..
bunch of sissies!
We moved into a house almost 5 years ago with no AC. We finally got central air installed last week and I have no idea how we survived that long without it. I got it set on 75 today and it's soooo nice... even the upstairs:)
Must be from the midwestQuote:
Originally Posted by Monky
Oh hell no I'am a sissy la la when it comes to Humidity.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monky
Nope grew up in Alabama and Georgia.. this is nothing!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tinelement
I went for a run during lunch.. I'm pretty sure I'm still sweating from it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mazin
I was thinking the same thing. definitely hot outside, but when you add in humidity then some complaining can happen!Quote:
Originally Posted by Monky
I went shooting today[Tooth]
thats when it truly sucks...dont miss that shit at allQuote:
Originally Posted by Monky
It's so hot that I saw two squirrels pouring Gatorade on their nuts
It is so hot today that Dick Cheney waterboarded himself.
It's so hot that I saw two trees fighting over a dog. : )
It's so hot, today I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.
It was so hot today I saw an Amish guy buying an air conditioner.
I usually wait till its 85 plus inside before I turn mine one.
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Whats really cool is I can turn it turn on and adjust various settings with a phone app..
[Neene1]
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[Beer]
Let me just say on this wonderful hot day, FUCK GM. A fan clutch on a 2008 vehicle? Really? WTF were you thinking you overpaid dumbass engineer? In a work truck no less so it has to run and not drive. Temp guage got up to 3/4 hot and even when driving wouldn't drop lowered then a line or two over half. This of course robs me of a shit ton of HP on this inline 5 engine since the fan cluck is locked up and it sounds like I am about to take off.
Its so hot I'm sweating like a Priest in a boys locker room.
Nice!Quote:
Originally Posted by micah360
It's soo hot I saw a fire hydrant with a sign that read: "all breeds welcome"
It's soo hot that water was evaporating at the public pool and the lifeguard took off the "no peeing in pool" sign to keep the water level up
It's soo hot, I turned on the hose to water and it burned the grass!
It's soo hot, all the FORDs turned on their A/C, overheated and broke down....wait, that happens anyways[Tooth]
Lucky for me i happen to be in the boys locker room today!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rooskibar03
[Tooth]
101 outside and 90 inside no AC. Its too hot.
It's so hot, I'm sweating like a whore in church. [Sweat]
82˚ [Viking]
Only Catholic Priests sweat in church.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ah Pook
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Originally Posted by sniper7
hahahahahahaha eww [ROFL2]