Non-all-inclusive list of things I miss:
trees and foliage
annoying the spousal unit,
scaring the dog,
shooting things,
riding my harley like I'm a 1%er,
getting mad at my golf clubs,
a decent frappucino
movie theaters
date night with my wife
not having the possibility of things explde around me
a decent night's sleep
pooping a real poop that doesn't smell better on the way out than when i ate it
showers with real water pressure
showers in general
internet on my phone
cell phone service in general
rules of the road
sewer/septic service
not needing shower shoes for the jellyfish-of-the-day
not sweating upon leaving the shower because it's 8700*F at 5 AM
new and fun places to collects bits of sand particles (every day is an adventure)
American Bums smell better than ANY local national
food that's not from Schwann's
wiping my butt with something that's not the equivalent to an 80 grit paper bag
STEAK
not living 37 inches from the busiest runway this side of the moon (I can now tell the difference between a Huey, a Blackhawk, a russian Mi17, a Chinook, a Kiowa, an Apache, and whatever the hell those Vertical guys fly)
driving my own car
the American National Anthem (if you've ever been to my place in the last half a year, you know what I'm talking about, particularly at 8 AM)
Radio stations with music from this decade, prefereably
Sam's Club (3 gallons of mustard, why the hell not?)
