[RANT] WHEN?

So as most of you know, I've finally decided that I don't want to someday take over for the old man and own the insurance agency. Not really my thing, and I'd rather make less money and be happy with what I do than be moderately wealthy and be miserable at my job. So I'm waiting for JCSO to have openings for the next Academy and become a deputy... but damn, this wait is killing me! For the time being I'm still here, slinging insurance, but I'm gonna go insane (thus ruining any chances of LE) if this keeps up.

It's mostly that chick that works for us... And no, my old man, being a republican, but knows how to play the role of "politically neutral" with others due to his standing in the community, will not fire her because she's a libtard. I don't get it, and maybe one of you older, wiser guys on here (or even younger, wiser) can help me out here. She's driving me up a wall! First, her cell phone rings constantly, when her friends/family don't call the office... her ring tone is some violin song and it's as if she's too stupid to realize that if you turn it to vibrate no one else has to hear it. Among other noises, she gets excited and, like a mentally handicapped kid I grew up with, doesn't know her volume! She talks so loud in such a small office that I cringe from it at least 4 times a day. Wanna send an email to a customer yesterday? Can't, she's practically yelling and I cannot focus.

Insult to injury- she's fat. And she keeps talking about how she's dieting, but I don't see how this works, she's stuffing her fatass face all day. Starts with breakfast when she comes in, then a post-breakfast snack about 30-45 min later, then lunch around noon, and then 1-2 more snacks in the afternoon before going home and having dinner. ???? No wonder you haven't lost any weight! Also she's been "sick" IIRC 40 days this year... I think. Dad's keeping track but seeing as how he's been owning this business for about 15 years or so and working here for 30, he's never fired anyone and probably won't start now. So she's taking advantage of his kindness! Bitch!

Then there is the worst... she's in her mid 40's, a woman, and "middle class" although I fail to see how she can be middle class when she live paycheck to paycheck (similar to me). She's all for Obama. I keep my politics to myself (mostly at the request of my father) in the office, so I can't help "inform" her of the correct way of thinking. Besides, I honestly believe she is just flat out too fucking dumb to even listen. We've discussed ObamaCare before and she's all for it... mainly because of her single-mom status and lack of insurance.

I swear guys, I'm probably going to lose my cool soon and I have no damn idea what I'm going to do when I finally snap, probably make her cry, and storm out of here. Should I start seeking out a new temporary job until I can get into the academy? Or should I just gut it out and just picture her face on the paper when I go to the range (No, I would never do anything to physically harm her, but calling her a fucktard/idiot is not out the question)? I wish I could just go to school, but I missed the registration deadline because of work and decided to hold off on school for a bit (since scheduling is tough right now). I really don't want to lose it, but dammit, I'm running out of options here... any helpful advice?

Dude I love your rants![ROFL1][Beer]

This is another case of anything you post on line may and could possibly come back and bite you in the ass.
Todays business, if the security clearance goes beyond basic might surf the web to see where you've been and what you posted. Does FB ring a bell?
REMOVE any negative comments about the Plus size female coworker.
Focus on your work, ignore the co-worker and pretend you are back in the .mil only you're a short timer. Sooner or later you will either get the job or be selling Kirby's DTD.
Out of curiosity what's plan B if you do not get accepted in to LE?

OT: i think you are sexually frustrated with the co-worked, The fruit hangs low on the tree yet still unable to reach it's golden nectar, rich with succulent pleasure.

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Originally Posted by 10mm-man

Dude I love your rants![ROFL1][Beer]

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Thanks! [Tooth]

And she just did it again! One MORE thing... How is the following pronounced?
HundreD
No! Wrong... she says "Hundret." [Bang]

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Originally Posted by jim

... i think you are sexually frustrated with the co-worked, the fruit hangs low on the tree yet still unable to reach it's golden nectar, rich with succulent pleasure.

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[ROFL3]
Lord, have mercy. My gut hurts[LOL]

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Originally Posted by Ronin13

So as most of you know, I've finally decided that I don't want to someday take over for the old man and own the insurance agency. Not really my thing, and I'd rather make less money and be happy with what I do than be moderately wealthy and be miserable at my job. So I'm waiting for JCSO to have openings for the next Academy and become a deputy... but damn, this wait is killing me! For the time being I'm still here, slinging insurance, but I'm gonna go insane (thus ruining any chances of LE) if this keeps up.

It's mostly that chick that works for us... And no, my old man, being a republican, but knows how to play the role of "politically neutral" with others due to his standing in the community, will not fire her because she's a libtard. I don't get it, and maybe one of you older, wiser guys on here (or even younger, wiser) can help me out here. She's driving me up a wall! First, her cell phone rings constantly, when her friends/family don't call the office... her ring tone is some violin song and it's as if she's too stupid to realize that if you turn it to vibrate no one else has to hear it. Among other noises, she gets excited and, like a mentally handicapped kid I grew up with, doesn't know her volume! She talks so loud in such a small office that I cringe from it at least 4 times a day. Wanna send an email to a customer yesterday? Can't, she's practically yelling and I can focus.

Insult to injury- she's fat. And she keeps talking about how she's dieting, but I don't see how this works, she's stuffing her fatass face all day. Starts with breakfast when she comes in, then a post-breakfast snack about 30-45 min later, then lunch around noon, and then 1-2 more snacks in the afternoon before going home and having dinner. ???? No wonder you haven't lost any weight! Also she's been "sick" IIRC 40 days this year... I think. Dad's keeping track but seeing as how he's been owning this business for about 15 years or so and working here for 30, he's never fired anyone and probably won't start now. So she's taking advantage of his kindness! Bitch!

Then there is the worst... she's in her mid 40's, a woman, and "middle class" although I fail to see how she can be middle class when she live paycheck to paycheck (similar to me). She's all for Obama. I keep my politics to myself (mostly at the request of my father) in the office, so I can't help "inform" her of the correct way of thinking. Besides, I honestly believe she is just flat out too fucking dumb to even listen. We've discussed ObamaCare before and she's all for it... mainly because of her single-mom status and lack of insurance.

I swear guys, I'm probably going to lose my cool soon and I have no damn idea what I'm going to do when I finally snap, probably make her cry, and storm out of here. Should I start seeking out a new temporary job until I can get into the academy? Or should I just gut it out and just picture her face on the paper when I go to the range (No, I would never do anything to physically harm her, but calling her a fucktard/idiot is not out the question)? I wish I could just go to school, but I missed the registration deadline because of work and decided to hold off on school for a bit (since scheduling is tough right now). I really don't want to lose it, but dammit, I'm running out of options here... any helpful advice?

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I probably have about 14 years of experience putting up with people that I cannot stand working with. You meet all sorts in the military. And thanks to the military will probably start looking for a new line of work due to medical issues after a deployment (TYVM for serving your country and getting shot at, and loosing your family because your wife could not live without cock for 1 year, now get out of the military).

All I can say is that what got me through was a focus on the mission at hand (in your case doing the best you can to benefit your family's business) while also keeping in mind that there is an out. Every month is closer to school (in my case every month is a month closer to me PCSing, or the people who bug the crap outta me PCSing). I would say keep your goals in life in mind in everything you do. There is a way out and you just have to stay the course.

Think of it as training in dealing with people you will have to deal with on a daily basis in the career you are seeking. You are no doubt going to have to deal with people that bug the crap out of you. The sooner you learn how to focus your energy into constructive results, the better cop you will become IMHO.

Good luck with your endeavors!

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Originally Posted by jim

Out of curiosity what's plan B if you do not get accepted in to LE?

OT: i think you are sexually frustrated with the co-worked, The fruit hangs low on the tree yet still unable to reach it's golden nectar, rich with succulent pleasure.

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No idea- kinda put all those eggs in this one basket... I guess I could always work for Dynacorp or Aegis?

And hell no! I wouldn't touch her with a borrowed dick! [Puke]
Besides, not sexually frustrated, I'm dating a pretty cool chick- who's a total hedonist! [Beer]

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Originally Posted by rbeau30

I probably have about 14 years of experience putting up with people that I cannot stand working with. You meet all sorts in the military. And thanks to the military will probably start looking for a new line of work due to medical issues after a deployment (TYVM for serving your country and getting shot at, and loosing your family because your wife could not live without cock for 1 year, now get out of the military).

All I can say is that what got me through was a focus on the mission at hand (in your case doing the best you can to benefit your family's business) while also keeping in mind that there is an out. Every month is closer to school (in my case every month is a month closer to me PCSing, or the people who bug the crap outta me PCSing). I would say keep your goals in life in mind in everything you do. There is a way out and you just have to stay the course.

Think of it as training in dealing with people you will have to deal with on a daily basis in the career you are seeking. You are no doubt going to have to deal with people that bug the crap out of you. The sooner you learn how to focus your energy into constructive results, the better cop you will become IMHO.

Good luck with your endeavors!

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Well put! I think this is some very solid advice... I had to deal with stupid folks in the Army, but out of fear of my higher ups, I just swallowed it and dealt... I guess I could do the same here, except that I don't fear my father because I know I could beat him up, and he probably wouldn't fire me. [Coffee]

Switch to decaff.

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Switch to decaff.

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And go back to work.

Its a bummer that your father built a business that he wants to leave to you.

All your retarded rants make me think you would be an ideal Sheriff's Deputy...
http://www.fringeunderground.com/ima...barneyfife.jpg

Your chip implant says you are an insurance salesman, so get back to work and quit your bitching.......[ROFL1]

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Originally Posted by Fentonite

[ROFL3]
Lord, have mercy. My gut hurts[LOL]

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Thanks, i was trying to think of something witty to write, and this tidbit developed, in the dark mist of brain cells i have remaining.

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Originally Posted by Delfuego

And go back to work.

Its a bummer that your father built a business that he wants to leave to you.

All your retarded rants make me think you would be an ideal Sheriff's Deputy...
http://www.fringeunderground.com/ima...barneyfife.jpg

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Although I don't find his rants retarded at all, I also think he would make an ideal Sheriff's Deputy. Especially since he has the courage to chase after something he really wants to do, even if it means going through a hard time with his family. Even more so since he has really thought about how to go about it the right way, without offending his dad's feelings. Props to you there Ronin. [Beer]

Simple, ask your father to enforce a no personal calls during work hours policy and don't talk to her.

Not suggesting you do ANY of this...[NoEvil]

http://www.27bslash6.com/f26a.html

I find it best not to speak to anyone. If they want you know how stupid they are, they'll let you know eventually.

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Originally Posted by T-Giv

Although I don't find his rants retarded at all, I also think he would make an ideal Sheriff's Deputy. Especially since he has the courage to chase after something he really wants to do, even if it means going through a hard time with his family. Even more so since he has really thought about how to go about it the right way, without offending his dad's feelings. Props to you there Ronin. [Beer]

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Thank you. I just don't see how I could push on through this life doing myself, and namely my father and the rest of my family a grave disservice by not doing what I love. There are far too many unhappy people in this nation these days, and just "doing the daily grind" is what's leading to so much depression these days. I loved being in the Army, but didn't love my job, that's part of the reason I got out. Now I've learned that I'm going to do what I like and want to do, and I've found that with LE. [Beer]

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Originally Posted by Ronin13

She talks so loud in such a small office that I cringe from it at least 4 times a day. Wanna send an email to a customer yesterday? Can't, she's practically yelling and I cannot focus.

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Someone in an office talking loud bothers you so much that you cannot do your job?

If you loose so much focus with someone talking loud that you can't send an email how do you plan on being a police officer?

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Originally Posted by TFOGGER

Not suggesting you do ANY of this...[NoEvil]

http://www.27bslash6.com/f26a.html

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[ROFL1] hilarious

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Originally Posted by jim

Thanks, i was trying to think of something witty to write, and this tidbit developed, in the dark mist of brain cells i have remaining.

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Holy shit Jim that was freaking funny! Dude I am still laughing my ass off!

Sorry to derail.

Ronin- I don't want to be a joy kill bro, but you gotta be careful with what you post. Remember this is the Internet and people can see what you write about your coworker.

Just saying.

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Originally Posted by 02ducky

Holy shit Jim that was freaking funny! Dude I am still laughing my ass off!

Sorry to derail.

Ronin- I don't want to be a joy kill bro, but you gotta be careful with what you post. Remember this is the Internet and people can see what you write about your coworker bro

Just saying.

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I already said it in this AND................. numerous other post or replies from Ronin.
Hypothetically you apply for a job with the feds or other place that requires a tight security clearance and they crawl up your ass like a 1st year proctologist.
ANY SHIT you have ever put on line may and quite possibly will come back to haunt you like, an ex wife.


AND TO YOU RONIN ONCE AGAIN MAN UP. Are you just an employee or a vested interest in the company? Either way ENFORCE TEH NO Personal calls during work hours. Only during break or lunch. WHEN personal call is made they either log it in a book to show how long, where call was made and why, OR USE THEIR F#$%^&*N CELL PHONE Phoen calls waste time & money, mainly the business they work for.
Talk to your dad and approach this from a solid business perspective.
Dad, She (employees name) spent 1.5 hours of personal time talking to someone other than a client. That cost us X dollars. She spent 2-3-4x that this week. In all we paid for 5 hours of work to her when she was doing other than work related business.

You dad is either going to reassess her position at work
OR if he chooses not to act, the writing is on the wall. He plans on selling or retiring from the business sooner than later.
.....OR.................................. He's drinking that luscious nectar of vaginas dripis.


OT: thanks i have a few of them.

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Originally Posted by RCCrawler

Someone in an office talking loud bothers you so much that you cannot do your job?

If you loose so much focus with someone talking loud that you can't send an email how do you plan on being a police officer?

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Exaggeration, I can, but it requires a little more work than normal to shut out the other stuff and focus. Just another bitching point. [Flower]

And yes Jim, I should heed that advice... I need to be careful about what I post online, because yes, someday I might end up getting shafted or worse for what I've put on the web. But then again, because I'm a veteran, and I support 2A, and I don't like Democrats, some would label me as a "radical" or a "terrorist". [Bang]

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Originally Posted by Ronin13

I can't help "inform" her of the correct way of thinking. Besides, I honestly believe she is just flat out too fucking dumb to even listen.

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That sounds word-for-word like what every single diehard liberal I've ever known tends to say about Republicans. Keep up the good work....I guess.

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Originally Posted by Ronin13

Exaggeration, I can, but it requires a little more work than normal to shut out the other stuff and focus. Just another bitching point. [Flower]

And yes Jim, I should heed that advice... I need to be careful about what I post online, because yes, someday I might end up getting shafted or worse for what I've put on the web. But then again, because I'm a veteran, and I support 2A, and I don't like Democrats, some would label me as a "radical" or a "terrorist". [Bang]

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None of that has anything to do with wanting to become a LE. What is applies to(MAYBE) is your psych evaul. All the ranting & raving about your bmw, video games, plus size co worker, on & on puts you somewhere between do not review to DENIED. or as most employers put it.
We have decided to go in a different direction with our hiring practice.

Hi and welcome to McDonalds how may i help you? Will be the only uniform you ever wear.

EVER think she is talking loud because she cannot hear over your typing online during work hours????????????????????????????

She wants you.

All I can say for your dad, good riddance if you quit.

Okay, your father doesn't want you talking politics at work. What if you had over a string of potential clients who 1) talk loudly from spending too much time at the range, 2) can't help themselves in deviating from the topic to discuss the latest Obama lunacy, 3) argue price because of what Obamacare is going to cost them?

I mean, YOU'RE not the one discussing politics and well, they're potential clients, right?

Also, load up a ringtone of a machine gun or Civil War volley fire so some of us can call you at work and have your ringtone interrupt her violins. :D

HowTF do you think you're going to succeed as an LE when you can't put up w/ ONE person in YOUR DAD'S OFFICE!

I still say you would do much better if you focused on your job and stopped posting on here during your workday.

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Originally Posted by Fentonite

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Lord, have mercy. My gut hurts[LOL]

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+1

Grow the fuck up and ask her to set her phone to vibrate. Quit acting like you are better than her would be good for you as well.

1) she is most likely on the phone complaining that the right wing stressed out veteran in the office is on gun forums all day bitching about his car, lack of money, career choices, politics and the President; and

2) do you honestly think that you can find a job anywhere there isn't a fat chick there to annoy you? Can't even get that lucky at Hooters or a strip club anymore.

3) There is a new medical precedure that can help you. The Doc inserts a small cylindrical object at your C1 vertebre and into your brain stem. The other end of the cylindrical object, similar pokes out the back of your neck (no, not like the Matrix...). When explaining the use of this small device, the Doc tells you......



It is so you can suck it the f*uck up!


Quit being a little girl Ronin... I'll save you a trip to the aforementioned Dr & give you a perscription right here....

http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/...growacetRx.jpg

Wow... well that escalated quickly.

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Originally Posted by Ronin13

Wow... well that escalated quickly.

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QUICKLY???????????????? YOU STARTED THIS SHIT @ 10:57 ,4 HOURS LATER AND STILL YOUR TASK AT WORK HAVE NOT BEEN TOUCHED.
48 times on line during work, keep going, you will set a record by someone who is getting paid to be doing something other than surfing the web. UNLESS you got a new job at COMCAST.

FWIW: i'm disabled physically andddddddddddd mentally so i can be on line. Beats doing meds.

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Originally Posted by jim

QUICKLY???????????????? YOU STARTED THIS SHIT @ 10:57 ,4 HOURS LATER AND STILL YOUR TASK AT WORK HAVE NOT BEEN TOUCHED.
48 times on line during work, keep going, you will set a record by someone who is getting paid to be doing something other than surfing the web. UNLESS you got a new job at COMCAST.

FWIW: i'm disabled physically andddddddddddd mentally

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Well gotta poke... This ^ explains quite a bit! But hey, you also seem to be psychic or something too... BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY KNOW MORE ABOUT ME THAN MY FUCKING SELF!
Chill pill, don't have an aneurysm over there Jimbo. I clearly made it titled [RANT]... but woo that obviously was like throwing rocks at a hornets nest. I come here humbly to ask for advice on a co-worker that I've had to endure for over a year and a half who is legitimately annoying, and dumb. Yes I spend some time here, yes it's a lot of time here, but there is a lot of down time at this job and contrary to Jim's little fairy tales (because honestly, how does he know? That's right, he doesn't- but it would appear I have an online stalker to clocks my post times and what not, because he has nothing better to do or something), I do get work done here, but why should I have to explain myself to people like Jim who obviously needs to pop a few mydol and relax a bit. I fear for your health Jim, I understand you're disabled, but no reason to exacerbate it!

For an infantryman, you sure do bitch a lot. Not meant to be mean, but weren't you harder than this at one point in your life? What happened? Wash out the sand & drive on.

[Train][Train]

This is going nowhere.

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Originally Posted by coloccw

For an infantryman, you sure do bitch a lot. Not meant to be mean, but weren't you harder than this at one point in your life? What happened? Wash out the sand & drive on.

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He wasn't infantry...

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Originally Posted by coloccw

For an infantryman, you sure do bitch a lot. Not meant to be mean, but weren't you harder than this at one point in your life? What happened? Wash out the sand & drive on.

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Isn't there some saying about when the grunts stop bitching that's when you have to start worrying?