Bailey guns made me think about this in a previous thread when he said he wouldn't work for the TSA. So what's one job you'd go hungry, lose your house cars etc, before you would do? Mine would be work at Walmart, McDonald's, or Denny's.
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Bailey guns made me think about this in a previous thread when he said he wouldn't work for the TSA. So what's one job you'd go hungry, lose your house cars etc, before you would do? Mine would be work at Walmart, McDonald's, or Denny's.
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Ps if I mentioned our place of employment please don't be offended. I just dont like our employer.
OB/GYN
Collection agent, TSA and border patrol. 3 jobs where you have to assume that EVERYBODY is a criminal and your job is to make their life hell!
Gay porn fluffer...or DNC Chairman...[ROFL1]
White House staff member under the Obama administration...
Or, and I say this because my dad is the president of the Evergreen Metro District board- the cleaner of the primary filters at the water treatment facility.
A Mod for Colorado AR15. [ROFL1]
A gay porn star
Roofer, and any food service industry position
Body snatcher for the Coroner's Officer. Hell to the no.
Honey Wagon Operator...... [Puke]
Stall cleaner at an adult arcade.
Dang it, I was coming in this thread to post that.Quote:
Originally Posted by TFOGGER
Though, does this mean you would fluff for straight porn?
A physical therapy tech. Where you have to take care of a bunch of overpayed, whiney little bitchy therapists. Do more than they do, damn near run the Dept. and get payed shit!! OH Wait! That is what I do!![Bang]
Looking else where. Just can't handle grown ass adults, that can not even pick up after themselves.
Thats all! Carry on!
QC tech at the dildo factory would be a bad job...
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Originally Posted by tmleadr03
Sure...I'll make sure the women are all hot an bothered before they go on camera... no dudes, though....by definition, that'd be ghey.
After my current time is up, I will never work another government job.
There it is in writing. And I said never.
Lol... Server admin is rough too, but worth it.Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperiorDG
There are many jobs I would not do for myself.
To feed, cloth, and house my wife and kids... I would do what ever I can.
Be safe.
Even if they offered you a job as the head of TSA? With no restrictions? Think about it... you could really shake things up there! [Tooth]Quote:
Originally Posted by HoneyBadger
Amen! Nuff Said!Quote:
Originally Posted by cstone
For a family you don't have a lot of luxury to say 'no'.
Here's the absolute worst job I ever heard about. I spent a plane ride sitting next to a real sanitation engineer. A fellow who designed sewage treatment plants.
Apparently at some of the sites stuff goes wrong way down in the pipes or whatever is down at the bottom. They actually have a 'shit diver', someone who has to go down in the poop and adjust or clear stuff. They wear a super insulated suit and if it rips at all the diver goes straight to the hospital for IV antibiotics. Zero visibility just feeling your way through the crap. Apparently it isn't a specialty but some people at these plants are trained in how to do this.
Steve
Fluffer by definition is there to keep the guys... up for the job.Quote:
Originally Posted by TFOGGER
I would say que rimshot but in this conversation...
Nude metal fabrication
[NoEvil]
Pony cartoonist [Rant1]
Rim
Going back on my word, I would certainly accept it, but I would quickly be out of a job... Along with everyone else that works for (belongs to) the TSA. I would shut down the entire organization in one day. [Weight]Quote:
Originally Posted by Ronin13
And replace it with???Quote:
Originally Posted by HoneyBadger
I'm just curious. I remember as a kid being able to walk into Friendship Airport, just south of Baltimore (now BWI). You could park across the street for free. Walk in and stroll up to the ticket counters or walk directly to a gate and no one would bother you. We didn't go anywhere, but watched the planes come and go. There was an outside observation deck on the second floor and you could stand out there and watch all day if you had the time.
Times have changed.
Be safe.
I don't know. Most go in at least yearly for a checkup. you definitely are going to see some terribly nasty things. It isn't a job I would never do, but it is definitely a job I wouldn't pick doing.Quote:
Originally Posted by foxtrot
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Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh
or a dildo returns tech![ROFL1]
Executioner. [Muaha]
Wow, some of you guys are sissies. I've done half the jobs in this thread. Ya, no fluffing gigs. That's in the half of the jobs I haven't done. McD's and roofing while in high school, shoveled tons of crap growing up and working on the family farm. Sucked crap out of military aircraft latrines, and I currently work part time at Walmart. AND I'm a MOD.
I'm still walkin and talkin and have had and still have some pretty sweet toys out of all those horrible jobs.
Work is what we do to pay the bills and pay to play. It's just work. Short of violating my personal ethics, it's all a PITA and only done to enjoy the rest of the time you're not working.
I could never work as a door-to-door salesman, telemarketer or bill collector. I'd rather live in a van down by the river.
I don't think I'd ever be a prostitute...
I've never worked Fast Food, or food of any kind. I believe it would ruin eating out ever again. Knowing what is really going on in some kitchens.
ever watch the movie: "waiting"? HILARIOUS!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by gnihcraes
So you kept some of the unwanted merchandise from the dildo return tech and QC jobs???? [ROFL1]Quote:
Originally Posted by SA Friday
^^^ that's damn funny bogie.
Proctologist.
I deal with enough assholes already(present company excluded[Beer])
damn u beat me 2 it...Quote:
Originally Posted by TFOGGER