I've scheduled a bowel movement for Obamas speech, will somebody watch it and post?

[Tooth]

"Hope and Change"

Translation: I hope I have some change left in my account........

The bowel movement was cancelled, apparently I need a permit to make dolls in his image....

Please flush ow, it might make him go away!
I'm gonna watch now to see this train wreck!

Is this speech for real?
Same old crap, nothing new heard. Grandstanding and the crowd seems confused, they just cheer for anything.
Chock this one up as a FAIL.

Recap. Bah blah blah repubs are evil blah blah blah I'm great blah blahlah not my fault blah blahblah

I'm actually watching DVR delayed and not quite there yet, but I have my Carnac The Magnificent hat on.

Now he's begging for his job! Sad stories of un- named people.
Once again, believe the exact opposite of anything he says.

I heard a second of it on the radio when I got in my truck, and immediately changed the station. I was pleased to hear "Land of Confusion" by Genesis on the Sirius 80s on 8 station.

[Punker]

He better stick to his script before he accidentally says what he really means

I wish he had technical difficulties so he would have to go free style. I would love to see how that played out for him

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Originally Posted by BUC303

He better stick to his script before he accidentally says what he really means

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You didn't type that. If you posted something on a forum, you didn't type that on your own. Somebody along the way helped you type that.

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Originally Posted by sniper7

I wish he had technical difficulties so he would have to go free style. I would love to see how that played out for him

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You can bet we'd have another "you didn't build that" moment

edit: beat me to it!

Isn't a Biden that toilet shaped thing that sprays water?

I would love nothing more than to see Obama stand up there without his 'prompter and see him attempt to wiggle around the topics that America is struggling with. Especially without his choir of saints that simply applaud whatever he says.

Blah blahblah cut education cost in half WHILE REDUCING class size blah blah blah more entitlements at Lower cost blah blah blah. I'm great blah blah blah GOP sucks blah blah blah back to the future blah bah

Where's the "details" he was supposed to lay out, I'm waiting.

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Originally Posted by Sharpienads

You didn't type that. If you posted something on a forum, you didn't type that on your own. Somebody along the way helped you type that.

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Originally Posted by Sharpienads

I heard a second of it on the radio when I got in my truck, and immediately changed the station. I was pleased to hear "Land of Confusion" by Genesis on the Sirius 80s on 8 station.

[Punker]

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You just listened to the soundtrack of the crowd!
Zombies!! They will fall for anything.

Worst, most boring speech. Flatlined!
Rehash of all his speeches.
Sad really. Just glad it's over!
Come on Nov 6th!!

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Originally Posted by TEAMRICO

You just listened to the soundtrack of the crowd!
Zombies!! They will fall for anything.

Worst, most boring speech. Flatlined!
Rehash of all his speeches.
Sad really. Just glad it's over!
Come on Nov 6th!!

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I read an article yesterday on Cracked that was about Vampires and Zombies. They were saying that the right sees the left as Vampires (the sucking and bleeding the country dry) and the left sees the right as Zombies (mindlessly following- conformist behavior). I think this is false, I see the left as Zombie Vampires... mindless creatures who will drink the koolaid and then bleed us all dry screaming "Eat the rich! Share the wealth!" while playing on a brand spanking new iPad. [Bang]