Does purchasing an Audi A8 turn one into an asshole, or is one just more likely to purchase an A8 if one is ALREADY an asshole?
Just pondering, after my morning commute. [Rant1][ROFL1]
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Does purchasing an Audi A8 turn one into an asshole, or is one just more likely to purchase an A8 if one is ALREADY an asshole?
Just pondering, after my morning commute. [Rant1][ROFL1]
You'd be an asshole too if every repair cost you $2500+....
I don't know if they are all assholes, but I believe the percentages fit into the OWS figures...you know, the 99%[ROFL1]
Since the car itself is an inanimate object with no power to influence or affect biological specimens, logic suggests it possesses a combination of characteristics that correlates statistically with negative personal traits.
Translation: he's already an a--hole, the A8 just makes him a faster flashier a--hole. ;-)
A very scientific explanation! [Beer]Quote:
Originally Posted by Aloha_Shooter
The car doesn't make the man, the man makes the man... Just like I drive a BMW but I'm not a pompous asshole who thinks everyone on the road must bend to my will. I'm going to go with assholes are attracted to A8's, the real cool kids drive the S series of Audis. [Coffee]
" I'm going to go with assholes are attracted to A8's, the real cool kids drive the S series of Audis. [Coffee]"
THIS...
And the real cool kids drive the R series.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ronin13
I'd bet you have been call an asshole more then once. [Beer]Quote:
Originally Posted by Ronin13
Yes, but never because of the car I drive, only because of the way I vote and think... [Flower]Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperiorDG
I gave up my A8 3 months ago (finally out of warranty) and I've been feeling my Asshole level drop daily since. [Coffee]
Still driving an Audi though so I'd imagine ill plataue soon.
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Originally Posted by mcantar18c
Now were talking!!!!!
http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/s...pscc0272c6.jpg
[Dance]
Ha, I worked for MAG for a short stint while I was waiting to ship out for basic training. That was the first time I'd ever seen an R8... things are pretty nice. I was kinda disappointed they wouldn't let me wrench on it [Tooth]
No it just makes you a fool for not buying an S4 or S5 instead. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by TFOGGER
I had an S4 for 10 years - pretty sure I was an asshole before I bought it.
It has nothing to do w/ the car. Totally the driver..
I'm an asshole but not because I get to roll around in the boss's cars whenever I want..
That being said you do have to drive a lot different in certain cars because people gawk and nearly hit you..
I've been literally BOXED in by people trying to get as close as they could to take pictures on the highway..
A8's are NOT that nice.. they feel like driving a boat on the street. I much prefer an S class, or a nice 7 series..
Screw it, why not just fork over the extra dough and get yourself an S8- looks like a regular Audi sedan, but will destroy a Vette without even a blink. [Beer]Quote:
Originally Posted by asmotao
If you lined all the cars in the world up bumper to bumper.. some asshole in a BMW would try to pass them all . [ROFL2]Quote:
Originally Posted by Ronin13
If they weren't moving then that asshole would be me! [Tooth]Quote:
Originally Posted by clublights
Q: What's the difference between a cactus and an Audi?
A: A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.
Imagine an Audi driver wearing a TapouT shirt...
... and a pair of Boulder bicyclists would bitch about it and post his license number on the Web ...Quote:
Originally Posted by clublights
This. And a tutu.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ridge
Lets just say that A8 drivers have to wear headbands to hide their circumcision scars.