Bachelor Party Ideas?

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10-25-2012, 10:11
Scogin

Bachelor Party Ideas?

Hey guys, I am planning a bachelor party in Denver for my cousin in December. Looking to get some help on ideas. This is what we have so far.

Saturday morning - Greasy breakfast with all you can drink bloody marys
Saturday day - Drunken golf if the weather is good. Stranahan's tour and brats and beer at Euclid House if not.
Saturday evening - All you can eat steak at Fogo de Chao
Saturday night - PT's gentlemens club.
Sunday morning - more greasy food to try and stop puking
Sunday - Bronco's game

Looking for some ideas to add to or replace the current plans.
10-25-2012, 10:17
BPTactical

Replace the drunken golf with a range session.(sober of course)
10-25-2012, 10:18
Delfuego

Machine Gun Tours with Alan. Go full auto before you get hitched! [M2]
10-25-2012, 10:38
soldier-of-the-apocalypse

looks good to me btw drunken golf is only fun with golf carts it becomes drunken golf cart jumping
10-25-2012, 10:45
hghclsswhitetrsh

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Originally Posted by Delfuego

Machine Gun Tours with Alan. Go full auto before you get hitched! [M2]

Yeah fvcking right. I checked on that for my own b-party. Have you ever priced that shit out? Ridiculous.
10-25-2012, 10:47
TRnCO

We did a double decker bus up to central city and back with strippers a few years ago. That was a hoot...
10-25-2012, 11:05
Delfuego

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Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh

Have you ever priced that shit out? Ridiculous.

Don't know about you but every B-party I have thrown ended up costing me personally over 1G... YMMV
10-25-2012, 11:13
TFOGGER

A buddy of mine did sporting clays out at Colorado Clays in Brighton. There was a couple of dozen guys, broke up into groups of 4. We were shooting everything from really nice O/Us to the guy with a Saiga 12. Barbecue afterwards.
10-25-2012, 11:21
DD977GM2

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Originally Posted by Scogin

Hey guys, I am planning a bachelor party in Denver for my cousin in December. Looking to get some help on ideas. This is what we have so far.

Saturday morning - Greasy breakfast with all you can drink bloody marys
Saturday day - Drunken golf if the weather is good. Stranahan's tour and brats and beer at Euclid House if not.
Saturday evening - All you can eat steak at Fogo de Chao
Saturday night - Diamond Caberet.
Sunday morning - more greasy food to try and stop puking
Sunday - Bronco's game

Looking for some ideas to add to or replace the current plans.

Thats all I have, the red correction. PTs is great and all but go to the best one in town if your going to.
10-25-2012, 11:25
colorider

I have always had more fun at the Penthouse Club when it's a bachelor party. The girls and the rest of the staff are much more fun and friendly. More shenanigans and patron participation.
10-25-2012, 11:28
wrestler034

Replace golf with Skydiving and PT's with Diamond Cabernet
10-25-2012, 11:50
Dunecrazzy

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Originally Posted by colorider

I have always had more fun at the Penthouse Club when it's a bachelor party. The girls and the rest of the staff are much more fun and friendly. More shenanigans and patron participation.

This PTs sucks and Troy Lowery can blow me!
10-25-2012, 16:29
fairrpe86

Diamond is the way to go!
10-25-2012, 17:16
kwando

Shotguns! DC sucks

I know someone that might be able to get you all in no cover at SG
10-25-2012, 17:17
BPTactical

What, no votes for "Saturday Night Live"........[ROFL1]

True story- A coworker of my wife was getting hitched and rented a double decker bus for his bachelor party and we did the peeler bar tour.
We started out at the all nudie joint at 84th and Umatilla and moved down to "Cheerleaders" and hung out a while. We decided to go to "Saturday Night". We can't get the bus in the parking lot so the driver pulls in the alley. We noticed a dude by the light pole on all fours and a buddy with him. The best man hollers that he is going to see what kind of deal he can get us so we just hang out on the bus.
Somebody starts hollering to the guy by the light pole, calling him a lightweight and such and pretty soon the whole bus is chiming in. A couple minutes later the best man comes out and says: "I've got good news and bad news. The good news is we get in free and get a couple of pitchers on the cuff".
"The bad news- see the guy by the light pole? He just got shot."

We took option "C": Diamond Cabaret
10-25-2012, 17:26
sniper7

If you have 10+ guys, I would get a couple strippers. they come to you, you don't have to worry about rides, don't have to worry about paying for a driver, the super high cost of alcohol etc. crash when you want.
with enough $$, the sky is the limit as to what you can view.

figure each guy would probably drop $50-100 a piece at the club. you can save a ton on alcohol and really help some girls make it through college[Tooth]
10-25-2012, 17:28
One Shot

I went to a wedding in Reno this summer and we did a day of sporting clays. It was a blast, then beers afterwards, dinner and of course..the strip club. Almost makes me want to get married just for the Bach Party!
None the less, sounds like you an awesome weekend planned!
I personally like Shotgun Willies the best.
10-25-2012, 19:20
Irving

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Originally Posted by BPTactical

We started out at the all nudie joint at 84th and Umatilla

It's not all nude any more. :(
10-25-2012, 19:31
Ashton

Ok. This is how you make all of these ideas good ideas.

Add strippers. Strippers shooting guns. Strippers shooting shotguns. Strippers skydiving. Strippers golfing.
10-25-2012, 22:21
Great-Kazoo

First off how old is your cousin?
ANYONE can do strip clubs anytime. Call Alan book a MG shoot, afterward eat at some place worth the price,.
THEN bring in the already hired stripper[S] to some place, where no one needs to get behind the wheel.
Next morning hit Lucille's for breakfast. I suggest a change of clothes for the light weight drinkers, who more than likely will return their killer breakfast back in to play soon afterwards.
10-25-2012, 23:17
electronman1729

We did this during my bachelor party

http://www.actionkarting.net/
10-26-2012, 09:52
Scogin

Has anyone ever rented a dwarf or midget in Denver? We used to do it back in California and it was always a blast. We would need one that can drink and party all night.
10-26-2012, 09:55
TFOGGER

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Originally Posted by Scogin

Has anyone ever rented a dwarf or midget in Denver? We used to do it back in California and it was always a blast. We would need one that can drink and party all night.

Maybe the best out of context line I've seen on this forum...

[ROFL1]
10-26-2012, 10:01
kwando

No.. but there is a dwarf stripper at Shotguns... she's a riot!
10-26-2012, 10:01
hatidua

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Originally Posted by Scogin

Has anyone ever rented a dwarf or midget in Denver? We used to do it back in California and it was always a blast. We would need one that can drink and party all night.

Outstanding! -you win.
10-26-2012, 10:09
Dunecrazzy

Here you go. http://www.shortdwarf.com/Colorado.html
Refer to them as little people. Other slang pisses them off.
10-26-2012, 13:04
MED

Skip the Party and buy him the following:

10 hours of Marriage and Family Counseling
10 hours of Counseling for her
and...at least 20 hours of counseling for him because he will probably need it when the first two fail....[Bang][Bang][Bang]
10-27-2012, 23:23
mcantar18c

Is your cousin in the Army?
11-23-2012, 16:08
Scogin

Alright, so this is the official plan. I will let you guys know how it turns out after next Saturday. I think we are going to have 12 guys going. It should be a sh*t show.

Saturday noon - Lunch somewhere that serves beer and food. $20 plus drinks.
Saturday afternoon - Golf at Harvard Gulch. This is crap nine hole par 3 golf course. The shortest hole is like 45 yards and the longest is like 160. We walk the course with coolers of beer and only a couple clubs each. The course has clubs to borrow if needed. $9 plus drinks.
Saturday afternoon - Stranahans Whiskey tour. Free plus drinks after.
Saturday evening - Dinner, right now it is all you can eat steak at Fogo De Chao. $50 plus drinks
Saturday night - Two strippers will be at my place . They charge $300 plus tips. We can split the $300 then bring about $60 each for lap dances and stuff. The show will be between 1 and 2 hours.
Saturday late - We go to Park Tavern and drink until someone dies.
11-23-2012, 16:11
JM Ver. 2.0

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Originally Posted by Scogin

Alright, so this is the official plan. I will let you guys know how it turns out after next Saturday. I think we are going to have 12 guys going. It should be a sh*t show.

Saturday noon - Lunch somewhere that serves beer and food. $20 plus drinks.
Saturday afternoon - Golf at Harvard Gulch. This is crap nine hole par 3 golf course. The shortest hole is like 45 yards and the longest is like 160. We walk the course with coolers of beer and only a couple clubs each. The course has clubs to borrow if needed. $9 plus drinks.
Saturday afternoon - Stranahans Whiskey tour. Free plus drinks after.
Saturday evening - Dinner, right now it is all you can eat steak at Fogo De Chao. $50 plus drinks
Saturday night - Two strippers will be at my place . They charge $300 plus tips. We can split the $300 then bring about $60 each for lap dances and stuff. The show will be between 1 and 2 hours.
Saturday late - We go to Park Tavern and drink until someone dies.

Bah hahahahahahahahahaha. [LOL]
11-23-2012, 16:34
ColoWyo

The best thing you can do as a best man is to talk him in to NOT GETTING MARRIED.
11-23-2012, 17:10
TriggerHappy

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Originally Posted by ColoWyo

The best thing you can do as a best man is to talk him in to NOT GETTING MARRIED.

and hookers and blo..
11-23-2012, 18:16
ColoWyo

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Originally Posted by TriggerHappy

and hookers and blo..

I get drug tested as you know, so the blow is out. As to the other, anything more than two VOR's away is cool.
11-23-2012, 20:42
TriggerHappy

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Originally Posted by ColoWyo

I get drug tested as you know, so the blow is out. As to the other, anything more than two VOR's away is cool.

This is just full of awesome.
11-23-2012, 21:08
DSB OUTDOORS

Ahhh yes, I still somewhat remember the BP I threw for my younger bro. In the house, Stripper, 3 different kegs O beer, all the munchies and food you can eat. My asshole brothers friends that drew on my face when I passed out form all the beer and free belly shots from the stripper all night long. And the BUSH beer if you know what I mean. [Tooth]

They told me I had a good time! ????
11-23-2012, 21:20
USAFGopherMike

Just go to DIA and catch a flight to Thailand. Don't fuck around. Do it right. Vegas is so overdone.
12-05-2012, 09:24
Scogin

Final update to this.
Batchelor party went off without a hitch. The guys that flew in from Alaska and Florida said it was the best batchelor party they have been to.

Lunch and beer tour at Breckenridge Tap House
9 holes of golf with two cases of beer at Harvard Gulch
Tour at Stranahans Whiskey
Dinner at Mezcal because the stupid parade of lights made getting anywhere in downtown impossible
Two stippers at my house for a two hour show
Barhopping until we closed down Park Tavern
Hitting on the girl behind the counter of Sexy Pizza
Passing Out

It took me two days to get over the hangover. Getting old sucks.

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