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Already ran this by a bunch of pilots to see what caption they could come up with. Now to see what a bunch of gun guys can make happen... Caption away!
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Guess I shouldn't of had the big burrito special....
Fatty taking flying lessons?
the ill fated creation of the nose dragger.
The routine was merely average, but he really stuck the landing...
Obama's Reelection campaign!
a good landing is one you can walk away from, a great landing is one you can use the aircraft again!
yeah....it takes a lot of power to taxi this one!
Or that second dozen donuts.Quote:
Originally Posted by zteknik
Hello? Cessna warranty department? Yes, I want to make a claim.
Slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp.
Cessna, Presenting
hey guys the people look like ants from up here
FRONT LEANING REST POSITION, MOVE!!
1.....1.....1.......1.......1.......1.....Quote:
Originally Posted by zip
Student to IP:
"Oh, you meant my nose to the grindstone"
"I was doing really well until I went from a tricycle to a bicycle"
"Center of Gravity?- we don't need no stinking "Center of Gravity".
"Hard air Noseover?"
Mating position for a Piper Cub?
This might be my favorite!Quote:
Originally Posted by tim123
Damn women pilots...
True story, at APA. (2 Commerical pilots)
One guy says to the other as they slide to a stop on Runway 17L, nose gear up, about midpoint....oops I think I accidentally pulled the gear instead of the flaps... So much for that touch and go.
Ever see anyone "ground loop" a Cessna 182, I have...
My dad did on a muddy pasture in Oklahoma.Quote:
Originally Posted by TriggerHappy
Never spoke much about it.
Hey, two outta three aint bad! Am I Right?
In soviet russia ground flies you.
Cheyenne has no wind. That is why I tied her loose. [Flower]
Sniff ?, Sniff.... FiFi !, FiFi has been here !
Honey Boo Boo got her wish to ride in the cockpit. Unfortunately, the plane was unable to achieve lift.
ive seen a few ground loops[Beer]Quote:
Originally Posted by TriggerHappy
That's the wrong direction if you're praying to Mecca.
Submissive Cessna seeks DOM Piper Cub for flying & Fun.
Ramming speed!
Rosie O Donnel takes flying lessons, next on Fox news!
Ok, that shit right there is funny! I dont care who ya are!Quote:
Originally Posted by sniper7
How many more push-ups do I have to do?
Hey Jim-bob, you forgot a bolt!
Cessna for Rent, this aircraft is one of a kind, capable of allowing midgets, children and small people to see over the dash. We don't discriminate like the rest.
ok johnny, we are only going to show you one more time
You are doing it wrong.
LOOK!!! Planes are dangerous, we need to make them illegal right away!!!!! :D
hahaha! nice. Imagine the initial call on that lesson:Quote:
Originally Posted by sniper7
"Tower, Cessna 132EV heavy over Aurora Reservoir, landing, have charlie."
"I told you Michael Moore should have sit further back..."
"November 6495 Alpha, you are clear to taxi to runway... aw shit, nevermind."[LOL]