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That's keeping the company name in good standing. Well done. I'll sweep the floors if you guys will hire.
Download porn and abuse myself.
Oh, wait, I am the boss ...
My boss asked me if I had ever seen the video "cake farts" my first day. I thought it was a trick question... then he showed it to the people who hadn't seen it.
We have kegerators all over at work and I manage our firewalls so my day doesn't really change when my boss is out.
Me neither I do what I want
The same thing I do when he is around.
Drink beer, take pants off??????Quote:
Originally Posted by Sharpienads
Me too!
Well, we do have a bar in our squadron, but it's all dudes there so we usually keep our pants on. Not always, though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shootersfab
If my boss left his cozy warm office to come see what i do hell would freeze over!
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Originally Posted by trlcavscout
GREAT.... Now look what you did!
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Great he is back now.................
Filthy fucking shooter!!!!
I'm sad. Stupid ass dentists.
Drink better beer than coors light. :)
Think he has much motivation????????
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I quit
You've gotta be shitting me. That's hilarious! I'd never seen it, or even heard of it, until just now. Funny stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by cfortune
Slacker
is that a giant bottle of beer behind his chair?
Ha, did you go watch it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sawin
Yeah, pretty disturbing. I can't believe your boss would show that to you, and on your first day to boot!Quote:
Originally Posted by cfortune
What's even worse is I had seen it before. Just wasn't going to own up to it on my first day.
Now he got on netflix..........
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at least you didn't "surprise" him while his crank was in his hand...Quote:
Originally Posted by Shootersfab
Actually when the boss is gone we all get lots of work done.
When he's in the office he runs around like a chicken with his head cut off, making stupid rash decisions and yanking us all in 5 different directions at once all the while fretting about having to lay everyone off one second and wondering if we should add staff the next.
I work for an idiot. An idiot with a serious bi-polar disorder that he medicates with scotch.
Thankfully he's rarely in the office for an entire day (spends a lot of time on the road delivering our product because he thinks its cheaper for him to do it than to hire delivery drivers, even though he sometimes wastes more money on the road than he makes) but at least he leaves most of us alone and we can ignore whatever stupidity he last dumped on us and get some real work done.
I'm so glad I took this week off.
Back in college, I used to work for a small sign shop, whose owner was like that. Definitely lots of rash decisions, but others that were wise. A lot of the time, he'd have his dad there at the shop (retired army vet) just to make deliveries so he didn't have to hire someone. It was pretty funny to watch, and this was during the boom of 2003-2005 when the economy was peachy. Every once in a while when the self-imposed stresses really got to him, he'd be out back sorting substrate for the signs and taking mental note of inventory, and we'd catch him with a cigarette. It was funny because he was insistent that he didn't smoke. He'd always try to hide it or drop it behind his foot, hoping we wouldn't notice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zundfolge
He needs to shave. Haha jk.
Finish up assigned task, 1/4 day field day, bill work done, then hack his account to buy shit.
You too?Quote:
Originally Posted by spqrzilla
Well, except the download pron part. http://www.urbanplanet.org/forums/pu.../whistling.gif
I get a new one every 12-24 months. Some are good and some are bad. I have learned that when ya get a bad one just keep your head down and count the months. In my current job I have had 13 of them.[mop]
My boss never shows up. Calls me maybe once per week for something. This is my "office":
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I never hear from my boss except through email
Everyone is my boss except the cleaning crew. (different department)
End User IT stinks sometimes.
Rarely hear from my real boss, do my job, they leave me alone.
Top performer once again! I just need the 5 years back pay to go with it.
I'm trying very very very hard not to dig deep into my photos of shooter......
[handbags]
Oh please do post them up!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tinelement
I get peace and quiet from his liberal rantings. Needless to say its a good day when he is out.
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Sent on NIPRNET.[facepalm]And you call yourself "operator grade" [hahhah-no] [LOL]Quote:
Originally Posted by Mazin
Typical Shooter fashion. Try's to be all cute and leaves wounded soldiers laying around.
No respect...
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I get tickets at T_3 from Users wanting me to reboot the internet because myspace is loading too slow...[facepalm]
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Originally Posted by Byte Stryke
We having a bad morning sir??
I get my TPS reports on his desk before he comes back.
if you don't get that.....get out!