I need a manequin for our christmas party next wednesday. I'd like to pick it up monday or tuesday and drop off later in the week. Times are flexible. Anyone know where i could get one?
I need a manequin for our christmas party next wednesday. I'd like to pick it up monday or tuesday and drop off later in the week. Times are flexible. Anyone know where i could get one?
A stripper would be more fun, but who am I to judge.
Yeah. Wow. This is going to be a long thread!
P.S.
Can I go to this party?!
What are you gonna do with it? [LOL][ROFL3]
Have you tried the Democractic Party Offices. They probably still have some left with IDs from Nov 6.
I actually have one in my man cave dressed as Evel Knievel.
The 14 y/o across the street cut a hole in his little sister's life size barbie...use your imagination. hahahaha
Sorry, wife's busy all week............try 14th and Sherman, the big white building is full of them.
I have a gently loved REAL DOLL, will that work?
When was DADT repealed on the forum? A grown man asking for another man's doll.. [fags]
Date Night?
tired of not being able to use the HOV?
No matter how hot she is, she cant hold a conversation...
I could go on, but why?
Oh good Lord.....Quote:
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she's probably heard that a time or two ;)Quote:
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Bad things happen when you loan out your manequin
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Each department decorates to a theme. Ours is Mayan apocalypse christmas. I've got a gas mask, and camo, I was going to set up some sort of civilian defense type guard at the door to our department. But I appreciate all the "interesting" obesrvations :-)
Check with ronin. I hear his are inflatable. This way you aren't jammed for space while using it.
God damnit, Jim.... I just spit apple juice all over.Quote:
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Apple Juice??????Quote:
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I don't drink soda anymore. Well, try not to.... Juice or water.Quote:
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If its a good venue I will go as the dummy. Well unless there's kinky shit going on, then I'm out. See jm v 2.0 at that point.
Slam man?Quote:
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No cameras in the HOV lane on I-25 FYI. Just don't go in the Fastpass lane without a pass.
I have a mannequin, free for the taking.
Her arms have fallen off. Torso, legs and head are all in tact. Kind of a boxing Helena in progress. Nice green sweater. Rectal stand included.
IBTL
Can she tie a cherry stem with her tongue?Quote:
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Thank you obscure references
This is a very important part. A Mannequin with no rectal stand isn't a mannequin at all, really.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ah Pook
As funny as i think it would be to use a sex doll as our dummy, rectal stand or not, i really like my job, and don't really want to take a trip down to HR to explain why i did that. Plus, i'm pretty sure i would forever be "that creepy guy" at work... So, if someone does have something i could use to dress up as a civil defense type person, that won't earn me a bad rep at work, it would be much appreciated.
Unless someone undressed the sex doll how would they know?
you could make company history here.
And your probably already "the creepy guy" at work
You are welcome to borrow mine, it's like 6'5" tall and comes all apart, has a stand, the whole nine yards.
And you make that judgement based on wanting to help decorate an office for a christmas party? Wow, you sure figured me out...Quote:
Originally Posted by henpecked
It's all fun and games till someone does a rectal stand....
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I apologize if I offended you...
blow up doll
I am surprised this thread has not taken an uglier turn, it could have gone so badly
Not offended, more mildly annoyed. But i accept your apology. Just asking for honest help. I get that its easy fodder for jokes and am willing to go along with it. I appreciate that this hasn't gone in a worse direction.Quote:
Originally Posted by henpecked
You said rectal. heheheheQuote:
Originally Posted by JM Ver. 2.0