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Stopped by BP Tactical yesterday with my broken AR yesterday, and Bert had it fixed in minutes, just like I figured he would. He kindly pointed out what I'd done wrong, and didn't even call me a dumbass.
Guess I'm one of those guys that shouldn't try to work on their own guns, even installing simple accessories that a chimp should be able to do.
Thanks again Bert!
good job Bert!
Well done Bert-catnip is on me !!
Bert calls me a dumbass all the time.
He didn't break out plan "B" on you, didn't he [Coffee]
yes... the force is strong with Bert [Beer]
You obviously haven't looked in the feedback forums today, have you?Quote:
Originally Posted by rondog
Yeah.. well Bert called my phone this morning and was talking to my non english speaking granddad for a good 20 min. [ROFL1]
Dumbass. [ROFL2]
Just have to know Bert a little better, He'll be callin ya a DA in do time!! [Awesom]Quote:
Originally Posted by rondog
^^^^^^^Case in point!!! If the shoe fits? [Coffee]Quote:
Originally Posted by ray1970
yeah me tooQuote:
Originally Posted by ray1970
but plus 1000 for him, I probably deserve it at least half the time.
Beat me to it! [ROFL1]Quote:
Originally Posted by bryjcom
Ah, thanks! Now I can sleep tonight!Quote:
Originally Posted by bryjcom
He calls me "Easy Money".
I called Bert last week and picked his brain about drilling and tapping my M1 Super90 and he let me know that he was not 100% positive it could be done but will research it and call me back. Well he got a hold of the manufacture and picked their brain and called me back. Went above and beyond in my book.
^^^^^ But what did Bert call you??? [ROFL2]
My pleasure.Quote:
Originally Posted by rondog
Has anybody ever noticed how Chic-fil-a employees ALWAYS say "my pleasure!" instead of "your welcome"
I guess "your welcome" isn't good enough for christians these days.....[ROFL2]
It's DumasQuote:
Originally Posted by bryjcom
It's French.............
Seriously though, thank you all for the kind words and opportunity to serve you. I truely enjoy each and every customer I have. And for those I don't have, if you want it done right-come see me. The door is always open to a friend I haven't yet met.
Oh and Mike, "Plan B" is reserved just for you..........[Bungi]
Says the guy with a Menorah on his lawn.Quote:
Originally Posted by bryjcom
They only say "my pleasure" to the suspected homo's.
Bert is the man...
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Originally Posted by coyote3
I guess someone got butt hurt in the Chic-fil-a drive through window and needs to make himself feel better.... Its OK. Maybe they will talk nice to you next time. [ROFL2]
Two pages, and the actual problem with the AR wasn't even explained....
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Originally Posted by SA Friday
Sure he did.
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Originally Posted by rondog
There was a nut loose on the AR!
[ROFL1]
Well, ya see, I bought this sling attachment doodad that fits on the back of the lower receiver, and a spanner wrench to deal with the nut that holds the stock on. Took the stock off, put the doodad on, put the stock back on, tightened the nut, then cackled with glee at how easy it was! What I didn't realize was that there's this little pin and spring wheediddle that holds the big spring and plunger thingie in place, and removing the stock set that wheediddle free.Quote:
Originally Posted by SA Friday
When I went to shoots my rifle, that little pin and spring wuz runnin' around loose inside of it, and had the works all jammed up. I removed the upper to have a looky, the big spring and plunger thingie jumped out like a dog dick, the little spring was mangled under the bolt, and the little pin thingie bounced off my knee as it dived for the gravel.
Like I said, I shouldn't be allowed to work on my guns if I can't even do something that a chimp could be trained to do.
[ROFL1] love the language. I don't know what half those things are called either.Quote:
Originally Posted by rondog
Oh HELL yez, I can fix dis!!!
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1.../chimp_gun.jpg
Sorry if my knowledge hinders my ability to read that now... but I'm guessing you needed to remove the buttstock/buffer tube and attach a sling quick attach? I take it that the spring and plunger thingie was your buffer and buffer spring? There are plenty of us on here who could teach you the ways of the AR... [Coffee] Love the wording, that was highly entertaining by the way! [LOL]Quote:
Originally Posted by rondog
"In entertainment news, the hit reality show, "American Gunz" self proclaimed star and owner tries out the custom Glock he built to showcase his superior Gunsmithing skills. The custom Glock will be auctioned off for his step-daughters favorite charity, "TaTa's for Teens", an endowment fund."Quote:
Originally Posted by rondog
That's funny right there. I knew there was a reason I brought this up.Quote:
Originally Posted by rondog
Correctamundo. Seemed simple to me, little did I know that one should remove the upper first so you could see what's going on, and that there's a little pin and spring that retains the buffer and buffer spring. The buttstock of course, screws in far enough to hold that little retainer wheediddle in place. But of course, since I didn't remove the upper and look things over like an intelligent primate should, I fucked it up. Imagine my red face as Bert was patiently showing me "here, see? If you screw the stock in far enough, this notch in it will align with this pin, and keep it held down it place so it doesn't get out, and the pin keeps the plunger from boinging out like a donkey hardon."Quote:
Originally Posted by Ronin13
My brother always did say that I was "just like a bear cub. If you can't fuck it up, you'll shit on it." Guess he was right after all. This is why God gave us gunsmiths. I'm sure glad I took him my Winchester .44 to fluff & buff, I probably would have managed to make it go full-auto or something.