How to kill a mustache.

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12-10-2012, 17:24
DFBrews

How to kill a mustache.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXchNeYUmPA
12-10-2012, 17:27
sellersm

[ROFL1]
12-10-2012, 17:34
MCarp71

[LOL]
12-10-2012, 18:00
jhood001

'Pet him, tell him a secret'

'I killed an old lady'
12-10-2012, 19:05
GhostRider

[ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL2]
12-10-2012, 19:10
jerrymrc

Make a Llama stash. [werdo]
12-10-2012, 19:38
islandermyk

"Viking funeral" [LOL]
12-10-2012, 19:40
baglock1

lol, Temporary mustache shenanigans. Ah, been there, but not with the half man, half lady thing.
12-10-2012, 19:48
BlasterBob

One of the more popular reasons for chopping it off - when your Company Commander says, "Cut that damn thing off -- NOW![blaster]
12-10-2012, 19:58
Ah Pook

Quote:

Dearly departed dirt squirrel
12-10-2012, 20:04
DSB OUTDOORS

I too have had to say good bye to an accidental shaver slip or two. I like my mouth brow, lip rug, flavor savor, face caterpillar, soup strainer, coffee sponge, lip warmer, dirt squirrel, Manley Mustache. But I never have tried stash painting! [Coffee]
12-10-2012, 20:18
brutal

I would LOL if a bad lip reading vid showed up on that stache-kill
12-10-2012, 20:20
buffalobo

Man that was tough to watch, don't think I could do it. Have only shaved my stache off twice since it started as fuzz @ 14 yrs old. My stache and I have been pals for over 30 yrs. The wife and kids have never seen me without it.[Tooth]
12-10-2012, 20:46
jerrymrc

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Originally Posted by buffalobo

Man that was tough to watch, don't think I could do it. Have only shaved my stache off twice since it started as fuzz @ 14 yrs old. My stache and I have been pals for over 30 yrs. The wife and kids have never seen me without it.[Tooth]

I have been known to get rid of mine just for fun. Last time was sept and right after I came back from Oregon I shaved it off. Always freaks the Children (Soldiers) at work out. They better watch it or I will grow my mullet out.[LOL]

Now beards.... I grew one once as everyone that gets out of the service does. Never again.
12-10-2012, 21:14
DSB OUTDOORS

The stash I've had since I was 14, but I can't grow a beard for shit. I shaved the stash last September also just to spite one of my employees. She said she didn't like it. I said "what does it matter? I'm not your husband?".............. Uhhh, and she walked away. [Coffee]
12-10-2012, 21:31
BlasterBob

Quote:

Originally Posted by DSB OUTDOORS

I too have had to say good bye to an accidental shaver slip or two. I like my mouth brow, lip rug, flavor savor, face caterpillar, soup strainer, coffee sponge, lip warmer, dirt squirrel, Manley Mustache. But I never have tried stash painting! [Coffee]

Stashes also used to be referred to as "womb brooms"
12-10-2012, 21:39
Troublco

Except for Basic, I've had a 'stache since before I was out of HS. And I grew the "just got out" beard Jerry mentioned...not a full one, just a goatee.

I don't think the wife and kids would know me if I shaved off the 'stache! Hell, I don't think I would. [ROFL1]
12-10-2012, 22:22
Irving

I grew a mustache once for one reason or another. My cousin politely offered to "shoot that right off your stupid face."
12-11-2012, 18:08
joeyshoe

I tried growing a foo man chu. then I tried connecting it to my ho chi minh chin, but it was all so thin and scraggly and looked like misplaced pubes....so it's all gone now. tacti-smooth.
12-11-2012, 18:26
Tinelement

Shit!!!!

This make me wanna shave one in tonight!!

Damnit!