My turn to rant... warning, foul language 'cause I'm in that kind of mood...

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01-19-2013, 20:51
45XD

My turn to rant... warning, foul language 'cause I'm in that kind of mood...

Holy shit. I walked into the house this evening to the most God-awful music bouncing out of my living room. Surrounded by a chorus of "oh, oh, oh" and "yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah" and "I wanna kiss you" I find my daughters- and my wife!- watching a group of 5 pansy-assed, makeup-covered, barely-pubescent, teenage boys prancing around my TV acting like they have a fucking clue about "you girl." This scene's in a prison- oh, yeah you'd last 3 minutes as eye-candy before becoming someone's ass-clown- oh wait, now they're pretending to drive down the highway while- wait for it- climbing over each other and- I am not kidding- this one "guy", sporting a "thank you God I can grow a five-o'clock shadow" is wearing his aviator shades while his LEG is AROUND another guy's NECK. It was bad enough when it was Lady Gaga and Katie whatever-her-name-is, but a boy band??? Damn and double-damn. And when did we replace lyrics with "oh, oh, oh"???

It must be ok though. I think they're a bunch of damn Brits and God knows they can't do no wrong.

Holy shit, I am screwed. I need my man-cave and I need it now....

[Bang]

For the record, I have saturated my girls in some damn good music over the years- the oldest is just now 10 and she's been able to pick a Pink Floyd song out of a lineup for years... but it appears my wife is somehow undermining me.
Damn.
01-19-2013, 20:56
blacklabel

Cancel the cable. That'll show 'em.
01-19-2013, 21:09
Bailey Guns

Fake your own death and start a new life in Siberia.
01-19-2013, 21:11
cfortune

Leave Katy out of this!
01-19-2013, 21:18
blacklabel

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Originally Posted by cfortune

Leave Katy out of this!

Someone is still a little protective of his first crush.
01-19-2013, 21:23
cfortune

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Originally Posted by blacklabel

Someone is still a little protective of his first crush.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pHjeyd0Ak8...y-perry-13.gif
01-19-2013, 21:26
DSB OUTDOORS

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Originally Posted by cfortune

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pHjeyd0Ak8...y-perry-13.gif

I'd like to tickle that Elmo!! [Coffee]
01-19-2013, 21:27
BPTactical

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Originally Posted by cfortune

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pHjeyd0Ak8...y-perry-13.gif

Must wash eyes......with caustic soda...
01-19-2013, 21:29
The Nuge

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Originally Posted by cfortune

Leave Katy out of this!

She supports Obama
01-19-2013, 21:38
birddog

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Originally Posted by Bailey Guns

Fake your own death and start a new life in Siberia.

I vote for this!!!!
01-19-2013, 21:41
Dave

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Originally Posted by The Nuge

She supports Obama

Lib chicks put out more.
01-19-2013, 21:48
Adawg38

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Originally Posted by cfortune

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pHjeyd0Ak8...y-perry-13.gif

Oh man, I'm thinking pants party for this one!

Sorry to hear you troubles! Myself I have nowhere to go in my home. Shit everywhere and this damn song on Nick Jr "There's a party in my tummy...so yummy so yummy! Do the Carrots want to go to the party in my tummy?" I don't even want to know what lies ahead but that Katy Perry bouncy boobies makes my troubles go away for tonight!
01-19-2013, 21:51
Adawg38

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Originally Posted by The Nuge

She supports Obama

I support those boobies!
01-19-2013, 22:15
Great-Kazoo

JUST WAIT, until they are all menstruating AT THE SAME TIME. Think you're in hell now, oh boy.
01-19-2013, 23:11
Sharpienads

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Originally Posted by jim

JUST WAIT, until they are all menstruating AT THE SAME TIME. Think you're in hell now, oh boy.

[ROFL1]

I am very distraught at the re-emergence of boy bands. I was hoping that fad died with nsync or whatever the hell they were called. They're so geigh, yet chicks love them. I will never understand.
01-19-2013, 23:20
Tinelement

You think that is bad????????

Walk in on Shootersfab jacked up on Redbull and Coffee in the morning!!!!

Raw humping everywhere...........
01-20-2013, 00:39
Timothy

wifes, you can't live with them,
you can't expect them to wear cut down elmo shirts and dance for you.
01-20-2013, 00:44
Kraven251

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Originally Posted by blacklabel

Someone is still a little protective of his first crush.

He sat on her?
01-20-2013, 01:38
blacklabel

Re: My turn to rant... warning, foul language 'cause I'm in that kind of mood...

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Originally Posted by kraven251

He sat on her?

Hey man, I don't know what kind of kinky stuff he's into.
01-20-2013, 02:36
clublights

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Originally Posted by Sharpienads

[ROFL1]

I am very distraught at the re-emergence of boy bands. I was hoping that fad died with nsync or whatever the hell they were called. They're so geigh, yet chicks love them. I will never understand.

Nothing new and Doubt it willl ever go away ..

Oldest boy band I can think of is the Monkee's ..( tho I bet there are older) then to the 80's new edition, and new kids on the block .. they go on an on LOL
01-20-2013, 03:35
Ghosty

I'll take the Monkeys over any of this shit, and I don't even like the Monkeys, but at least I don't hate. This current music (Bieber, boy bands, etc.) makes me wanna stab someone in the face with a fork. Good job on the Floyd, keep saturation bombing them with classic rock (real music), like Zep, Hendrix, Doors, etc. Block MTV, MTV2, BET, etc. off your cable/sat, then put a parental password on it and don't tell your wife. MTV and Top-40 music is pure brain rot, save the children!
01-20-2013, 03:50
PugnacAutMortem

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Originally Posted by cfortune

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pHjeyd0Ak8...y-perry-13.gif

Why is this not quoted in every post in this thread?
01-20-2013, 07:37
jerrymrc

Do NOT let this get out of hand gang.
01-20-2013, 10:58
Irving

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Originally Posted by jerrymrc

Do NOT let this get out of hand gang.

I hink this threadhas a better chance of getting INTO hand.
01-20-2013, 11:16
GilpinGuy

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Originally Posted by Irving

I hink this threadhas a better chance of getting INTO hand.

One more post and you'll have 11G's in hand.
01-20-2013, 11:42
brutal

One Direction?

LMAO.

Last June, during a company tech conference in Chicago, the hotel we stayed at was next door to a venue and apparently the band was staying there as well. One of my co-workers said that he rode the elevator down from his floor and as he arrived at the lobby and the elevator doors opened, a large group of young girls started screaming, then seeing that it was only this middle aged guy in a frumpy corduroy sportcoat, all went "awwww." [ROFL2][ROFL1]
01-20-2013, 12:35
bigshane

My Salvation

http://www.avland.co.uk/sony/mdrex71/mdrex71lrg.jpg
01-20-2013, 12:57
theGinsue

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Originally Posted by 45XD

For the record, I have saturated my girls in some damn good music over the years- the oldest is just now 10 and she's been able to pick a Pink Floyd song out of a lineup for years... but it appears my wife is somehow undermining me.
Damn.

Same thing happened in my home. Some of the cr@p my kids listen to is painful. But, both of my kids love KISS's Rock-n-Roll All Night.