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Went camping last night with a cold so got home feeling a bit out of it and saw FX had the Twilight series on and nothing else interested me on the other 500 channels of DirecTV at the moment so I figured I'd see what the big fuss was with the women.
WTF is this shit? I mean this is some seriously stupid crap and I feel utterly emasculated. Time to throw "The Outlaw Josey Wales" into the Bluray.
[Bang]
It's unwatchable garbage......
Pretty much, and I have seen all of them. Luckily I didnt have to see the first one in the theater but the wifey dragged me to all the rest. Probably my punishment for making her watch Expendables 1 and 2.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dryfli
Yeah, those movies are retarded. The books are even worse. I tried to read the first book while deployed to see what all the hype was about. It was like a teenage girl's diary entry about a wet dream she had involving a 200 year old vampire. Really disgusting. I made it about half way through and had to stop. Not to mention they're written on about a second grade reading level.
It's a pre-teen-chick-flick... What were you expecting?!?! [Dunno]
I've managed to avoid having to see/read any of them.
It's an entire series about a girls choice in deciding necrophilia or bestiality.. Now they have more movies about what she chose.. and the offspring.
I got the insurmountable joy of watching them and choking down my own puke as I did.. Thank god for scotch.
Hahaha man that shit sucks. My daughter loves that crap....puuuuukkkkkkeeeeeee
Not only have I not seen an episode, I've never even heard of it. Sounds like I'm one of the lucky ones.
I have 2 teen age daughters it's unavoidable but finding a boy in one of their bed rooms like I saw in the 15 min I had the misfortune to watch would have made it a pretty short movie....[MG]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gugBiEkLwU
Yeah, pretty much.
For some reason, women have a fascination with vampires. Not the ones portrayed as violent and gruesome, only those with emotions and sensitive (don't ask). You couple that with a love story and it's a done deal.
So vampires are gay, versus...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI9U-Mg9UFE
sadly i have seen them all, small price to pay for the shit she does though
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Ha ha ha.. Good subject for me. I put this on as a screen saver on my phone. They got all excited thinking I liked their stupid fucking movie.. I said "Girls, look closer" So damed funny..[UZI][ROFL2]
Just to confirm reports that they were indeed stupid, I tried to watch 5min of one of the films. I lasted 13 seconds.
The wife read the books and enjoyed them for what they were. When the first movie came out I decided to take her. It ruined the whole thing for her, lol. She won't touch the books or watch any of the other movies.
My nieces bamboozled me into taking them to 'Eclipse', which was the second in the series (I think.) I tried to chew through my tongue in the hopes that I would bleed to death.
I have to say, the bullshit they're selling teenagers as quality stories is infuriating.
It's gotta be a chick thing.
Wife and daughter love it and me and my son are like...[Hang]
Twilight is fun if you take a drink every time Bella bites her lower lip.
Ohhhh Sparkly! [hahhah-no]
Well there's 2 of us at least !! [Beer]Quote:
Originally Posted by Bailey Guns
There's a few chicks out there that don't buy into it...but I think the crowd that likes Twilight also for the whole "Fifty Shades of Gray" stuff. I can't figure out why it popular.Quote:
Originally Posted by zteknik
I'm starting to feel human and male again after "Josey Wales" but I think I need a follow-up dose of the Duke. Original "True Grit" coming up ...
"The Outlaw Josey Wales" is one of the best movies of all time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aloha_Shooter
"I notice when you get to dislikin' someone they ain't around for long neither."
+1 (that doesn't mean I have to enjoy it though)Quote:
Originally Posted by patrick0685
I actually like this one betterer:Quote:
Originally Posted by Boadie30
http://anewatlantis.com/wp-content/u...e-twilight.jpg
I just can't watch any movie where the guys wear lipstick...eeeeewww[fail]
For all the 80's awesomeness fans...
http://images2.fanpop.com/image/phot...51-531-667.jpg