Pee on your attacker!! Colorado College Advises Vomiting Or Urinating To Stop Rapists After Lawmaker

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02-19-2013, 23:35
10mm-man

Pee on your attacker!! Colorado College Advises Vomiting Or Urinating To Stop Rapists After Lawmaker

So it just keeps getting more assanine by the minute; 1st Bidden then Salazar now this WTF!

http://www.ibtimes.com/colorado-coll...-control-bills

The University of Colorado at Colorado Springs Department of Public Safety has updated an online statement advising female students to consider a variety of unusual actions if they are attacked, including vomiting, urinating and claiming that they are menstruating.

The University of Colorado at Colorado Springs Department of Public Safety has updated a statement advising female college students to consider a variety of unusual actions if they are attacked, including vomiting, urinating and claiming that they are menstruating.

Some of the pieces of advice which were updated Monday evening on the university's public safety website are ones that many would find familiar, from running away without looking back to "yelling, hitting or biting" your attacker.

But the following two suggestions are a little stranger and are already causing quite the outcry on social media: "Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating," and "Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacker to leave you alone."
These less-conventional methods for fighting off a would-be rapist are apparently part ofRape Aggression Defense Systems, a class that the school's public safety department promotes as a means for female students to boost their self-defense skills.
02-19-2013, 23:38
d_striker

What if said attacker is into water sports?
02-19-2013, 23:38
zteknik

Stupid is as stupid does...[facepalm]
But wouldn't they be arrested for public indecency and public urination?!??
Sooo basicly break the law anyway??!!!??[Bang]
02-19-2013, 23:39
10mm-man

Quote:

Originally Posted by d_striker

What if said attacker is into water sports?

Defecate?
02-19-2013, 23:43
d_striker

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10mm-man

Defecate?

Well, some people are into that as well.
02-19-2013, 23:45
DavieD55

Just pull out your Ulibarri special ball point. (Sarcasm)

On a serious note, That is pretty disturbing. What the hell is wrong with those people...
02-19-2013, 23:49
Tinelement

[facepalm]

I just actually became more stupider....
02-20-2013, 01:13
sniper7

Wow....might as well tell them to just try and enjoy it, this level of stupid is out of control.
02-20-2013, 01:17
jreifsch80

do they realized "throwing urine" on someone is assault and battery and lets say the woman had some sort of knife in their purse.... possibly aggravated assault lol
02-20-2013, 01:41
Fmedges

Luckily for me I piss razor blades................................
02-20-2013, 01:44
jhood001

Problem:

An attacker wants to degrade and violate you.

Solution:

Degrade yourself in order to deter them.

Alternate solution:

Put a bullet in their brain.

Seems like a simple choice to me and one that shouldn't be up to anyone else to make or encourage.
02-20-2013, 01:49
sniper7

Do you think they will get charged with public indecency or maybe become a sex offender for urinating in public?
02-20-2013, 03:44
Fmedges

If I shoot someone on campus I'm going to yell I'm menstrating before I pull the trigger.
02-20-2013, 03:46
SG1

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10mm-man

So it just keeps getting more assanine by the minute; 1st Bidden then Salazar now this WTF!

http://www.ibtimes.com/colorado-coll...-control-bills

The University of Colorado at Colorado Springs Department of Public Safety has updated an online statement advising female students to consider a variety of unusual actions if they are attacked, including vomiting, urinating and claiming that they are menstruating.

The University of Colorado at Colorado Springs Department of Public Safety has updated a statement advising female college students to consider a variety of unusual actions if they are attacked, including vomiting, urinating and claiming that they are menstruating.

Some of the pieces of advice which were updated Monday evening on the university's public safety website are ones that many would find familiar, from running away without looking back to "yelling, hitting or biting" your attacker.

But the following two suggestions are a little stranger and are already causing quite the outcry on social media: "Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating," and "Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacker to leave you alone."
These less-conventional methods for fighting off a would-be rapist are apparently part ofRape Aggression Defense Systems, a class that the school's public safety department promotes as a means for female students to boost their self-defense skills.

WE ALL KNOW IF THERE WERE REPUBLICANS EVERY BODY WOULD BE HEARING ABOUT THIS..AND THEY SAY THERE IS A GOP LEAD WAR ON WOMEN.....FUCKING NUTS..
02-20-2013, 04:53
Bailey Guns

Obviously there's a democrat war being waged against intelligence and rational thought.
02-20-2013, 04:57
Byte Stryke

just friggin wow...

Looks like I got out in the nick of time.

(I miss Colorado)
02-20-2013, 06:02
Dingo

What about vomiting and/or defecating on lawmakers in response to the nauseating rape of the BOR?
02-20-2013, 07:51
alxone

well i guess i no longer have to worry about teaching my daughter to shoot , now i have to teach her to barf on herself
02-20-2013, 07:54
blacklabel

Just f'in wow.
02-20-2013, 07:56
hghclsswhitetrsh

I think joe Salazar should volunteer for effectiveness. Drop him off in canon city and let him test away.
02-20-2013, 08:51
n8tive97

Speechless....[facepalm]
02-20-2013, 08:55
Great-Kazoo

NOBODY EVER RAPED A .38
02-20-2013, 09:14
mountainjenny

They actually think some of these things would work???

What To Do If You Are Attacked
These tips are designed to help you protect yourself on campus, in town, at your home, or while you travel. These are preventative tips and are designed to instruct you in crime prevention tactics.
1. Be realistic about your ability to protect yourself.
2. Your instinct may be to scream, go ahead! It may startle your attacker and give you an opportunity to run away.
3. Kick off your shoes if you have time and can't run in them.
4. Don't take time to look back; just get away.
5. If your life is in danger, passive resistance may be your best defense.
6. Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating.
7. Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacker to leave you alone.
8. Yelling, hitting or biting may give you a chance to escape, do it!
9. Understand that some actions on your part might lead to more harm.
10. Remember, every emergency situation is different. Only you can decide which action is most appropriate."
02-20-2013, 09:16
vossman

I do most of these when I meet a new person. I'll show you at the 223 ammo pick-up.
02-20-2013, 11:54
Ronin13

"You're traveling through another dimension -- a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's a signpost up ahead: your next stop: the Full-Retard Zone!"
[facepalm]I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
02-20-2013, 13:02
liberty19

Quote:

Originally Posted by mountainjenny

They actually think some of these things would work???

What To Do If You Are Attacked
These tips are designed to help you protect yourself on campus, in town, at your home, or while you travel. These are preventative tips and are designed to instruct you in crime prevention tactics.
1. Be realistic about your ability to protect yourself.
2. Your instinct may be to scream, go ahead! It may startle your attacker and give you an opportunity to run away.
3. Kick off your shoes if you have time and can't run in them.
4. Don't take time to look back; just get away.
5. If your life is in danger, passive resistance may be your best defense.
6. Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating.
7. Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacker to leave you alone.
8. Yelling, hitting or biting may give you a chance to escape, do it!
9. Understand that some actions on your part might lead to more harm.
10. Remember, every emergency situation is different. Only you can decide which action is most appropriate."

OR...
11. Show him the business end of your legally carried handgun. Shoot if necessary.
02-20-2013, 13:24
Sawin

Maybe it's just me, but I like the idea of my wife making her attacker sh*t his pants when she pulls a gun, instead of having her sh*t her own pants in an attempt to deter him...
02-20-2013, 13:32
HBARleatherneck

i showed my wife this article. she couldnt believe what kind of moron would make this stuff up. She carries a gun all the time. She doesnt think she could throw up on command.
02-20-2013, 13:33
T-Giv

I am sad to admit that I graduated from UCCS. [facepalm]
02-20-2013, 16:10
hghclsswhitetrsh

The dropped their "10 helpful tips"
02-20-2013, 16:18
Fmedges

So umm to poop on command, do you have to keep a round in the chamber?
02-20-2013, 16:39
10mm-man

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fmedges

So umm to poop on command, do you have to keep a round in the chamber?

If you have to take a dump- keep it loaded until your class is out and you are home safe! [ROFL2][ROFL3]
02-20-2013, 17:00
Ronin13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fmedges

So umm to poop on command, do you have to keep a round in the chamber?

Load up on Taco Bell while you're at it... don't want to have a jam! [LOL]
02-20-2013, 18:31
Fmedges

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ronin13

Load up on Taco Bell while you're at it... don't want to have a jam! [LOL]

True, Taco bell is like clp for your anus
02-20-2013, 18:35
DavieD55

I know, just carry a urine filled Super Soaker, When an attacker presents himself just spray that sucker and tell him you have a disease. (Sarcasm)
02-20-2013, 18:42
clublights

Quote:

Originally Posted by DavieD55

I know, just carry a urine filled Super Soaker, When an attacker presents himself just spray that sucker and tell him you have a disease. (Sarcasm)

Can;t have the super soaker.... looks too much like a real gun .. you know with all the fluorescent colors and all ...
02-20-2013, 19:24
Fmedges

Yeah, might get capped