Chick-Fil-A at noon on a weekday they were are all over the place.[AR15]
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Chick-Fil-A at noon on a weekday they were are all over the place.[AR15]
Eagle vail.
family planning feminine hygeine aisle in king soopers....
NOOB
[Coffee]
Cougars hunt you, not vice versa....
family planning feminine hygeine aisle in king soopers....Quote:
Originally Posted by <MADDOG>
NOOB
[Coffee]
That's why he is a noob! lol
This is beautiful and thanks for the warning.
I have JM's moms number! [Coffee]
Sorry JM!!! [ROFL1] [Beer]
Bag limit?
2 one for her and one for you just in case hers falls offQuote:
Originally Posted by ben4372
None needed they're all fixed!Quote:
Originally Posted by ben4372
More like dentucream and Preparation H aisle.Quote:
Originally Posted by DFBrews
I always thought it was Lodo's in HR about an hour after a Broncos game
2....Ashley Madison did a "study" where they found that 88% of single women over 35 were up for a threesomeQuote:
Originally Posted by ben4372
The Firing Line on Ladies Day (Monday).
Best option because they like guns.Quote:
Originally Posted by sneakerd
Size really does matter.
Hey Hey that's the blue haired cougar area and it's mine !!!Quote:
Originally Posted by brutal
You guys are all sick! No wonder all gun hating Libs have it in for us. Just look at how we skew the word cougar and react with our childish mind in the gutter antics! J/K .... We all know the cougars hang out in the food courts at the upscale malls ie: cherry creek. Some of the best cougar hunting I've ever experienced was in Frisco Texas at the mall food court....head on a swivel!
Are we talking about a cougar or a lioness here, there is a difference you know
Same as all varmints, key is the bait.
:D
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Best week of my life was being stalked and attacked by the elusive cougar. You don't hunt them..... They are the hunter and much like fishing you have to adjust your attractive quality to catch the type you want, only tip is if you see a cougar that says she is from Wyoming , has a stud in her nose, like 80s hair bands, and plays roller derby.........you better evaluate if you're ready to be the prey. Could be a wild experience just sayin ;)
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Originally Posted by kraven251
THIS ^^ except it doesn't have to be after a Broncos game
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Originally Posted by JMBD2112
So, which would this be? Photographed in the wild, napping in a tree. Looks like a young one.....
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...ies/cougar.jpg
MEOW
Men
Enjoying
Older
Women
And yes, Fil-A-Chick is a very good place to be at noon on weekdays.
Hahaha are you all serious about the chik Fil a cougar connection? Is this an actual "Thing"?Quote:
Originally Posted by ColoWyo
It really is. I highly recommend checking one out. You might want to get there early though. Those places are stupid busy on a weekday at noon. Keep in mind you'll have to deal with all the kids that are there to play in the playground area. Hence all the cougars. Although, I'm not sure if cougar is the correct term. Probably more like MILFs.Quote:
Originally Posted by KestrelBike
All you are noobs lol I can't believe no one mentioned target lol that's like a cougar refuge lol
oh ok those are clearly MILFs not interested in the prey of the cougar.Quote:
Originally Posted by ColoWyo
For the rest of everyone, MILF = a hot mature woman who isn't looking for younger/ish men, ie they're not on the market. Cougars = mature woman (hot or not) that are actively seeking to "prey" on younger/ish men. Let's keep this thread on topic and focused on where young man can go to get pounced on by man-eating cougars.
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Originally Posted by rondog
Looks more like a treehugger, cant tell with out seeing the trim or lack there of [LOL]
Patio at Elway's on Wednesday evenings for the win.
definition:
A lioness is a woman older than 60 who stalks men much younger than herself in order to quell a post-menopausal sexual arousal. A lioness is older than the puma, cougar, and jaguar
A puma is a woman who is not quite old enough to be a cougar, but still likes to date/mate with younger men.
In the lexicon of older women seeking younger men, Jaguars tend to be financially stable and are only looking for sex from their 20 something prey.
A cougar is An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf.
I keep one in the bedroom. ;)
Oh, great, I have a hard enough time bagging one, now you're telling me I have to bark'em?Quote:
Originally Posted by rondog
And you are the master of said bait?Quote:
Originally Posted by buffalobo
I keep mine free range, so she can get to the kitchen to make sandwiches.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jefe's AR
For the record Chick-Fil-A this Friday were all 30+ mommys with child (and single...my assumption) I guess MILF would be the correct term.
Those are stay at home mommy's mostly! But MILF none the less!
I keep one in the kitchen too.[bad-banana]Quote:
Originally Posted by Rucker61
Nah, this here's the treehugger variety......Quote:
Originally Posted by JMBD2112
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...reehuggers.jpg
For those in the Springs, Salsa Brava on Briargate is a target rich environment.
With delicious food to boot!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sharpienads