Roommates. The dark art jackassery never ends. Share your favorites. I'll start.
not even two minutes ago I put lube on my roommates door knob.
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Roommates. The dark art jackassery never ends. Share your favorites. I'll start.
not even two minutes ago I put lube on my roommates door knob.
Here's one that's good for the workplace break room. If you have one of those sinks that has the little pull out sprayer on the hose just put a rubber band around the "trigger" of the sprayer and make sure it is pointed at the front of the sink. When someone turns on the faucet it will spray all over them.
let's see....... rub their sunglasses on your butt crack. take a picture. share picture while they are wearing the glasses.
Put a glob of Vaseline on the middle of the windshield of their car. Right in the drivers line of sight. When they see something on the outside of their windshield they will probably try to use the washers and wipers to clean it off resulting in nothing but a big, nasty smear that is horrible to see through.
For a deep sleeper, lift their hand, put it in a glass of warm water for a short time. There is a high likelihood they will pee in the bed.
Or, you could just pee in their bed a bit and pull the covers up so they won't notice until they get in there.Quote:
Originally Posted by sneakerd
live chickens. that is all.
I wouldn't recommend this if you share a bathroom, but an "upper decker" is always a nasty prank to play on someone.
goodness.... you heathen!Quote:
Originally Posted by ray1970
Ray is evil- just frikken evil.
zip ties, pipe, caps and a ball bearing. Place it on the frame of their car, either inline or perpendicular. when they accelerate/brake or turn respectively they hear "clunk"
Zip tie on the drive line. THUMP THUMP THUMP as they accelerate.
I did one at work where we had a STACK of wireless door bells, i set them to the same channel and hid them all over the office, kept the clicker in my pocket.
Sticky mouse traps, just put them on the floor when you know they'll walk by, it's hell getting them off.
Pull base of an office chair. Drain a can of tuna and dump tuna into the base. Reattach base. The more chairs in the office the better.
Of course this will only be funny if you don't share an office with the person.
I've only scratched the surface. [Evil]
Or crack open a can of sardines and put it under the seat in their car.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rooskibar03
Pop can, string, tie to drive shaft. Clack clack clack!
I like to just zip tie a large, heavy nut to the driveshaft. No noise. Just a wicked vibration that gets worse the faster you go.
butter the tile floor.
Borrow their car, hold up a liquor store then bring the car back. Everything else is just kid shit. Don't forget to leave a few dollars on the floor mat or between the seats. never do it 1/2 ass.
mentos. diet coke.
superior.
put their car for sale on craigslist.
Now, that's just mean.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBelly
Nice,
no half-assing, Ray....Quote:
Originally Posted by ray1970
Done this and put my old army buddy on the men for men section on Craigslist... With hisnumber
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Originally Posted by TheBelly
[montgomery burns voice] EXCELLENT! [/montgomery burns voice]Quote:
Originally Posted by freqlord
Send a dozen roses to some guys girlfriend / wife with a card that says 'I'm sorry. I'll never do it again'.
And just put shaving cream on the bathroom door knob to the same roommate, and he still doesn't suspect a thing
change the settings and alarms on his phone.
set an alarm but do it on his calendar.
I had a friend rub shit on my bedroom door... I banged his girlfriend for revenge.
Change the last digit of several phone numbers in their cellphone...Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBelly
Bang their girlfriends.
Or order and Annoy-o-tron from Thinkgeek.
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Originally Posted by mtnhack
that's just mean! I mean, it's poop, fer cryin out loud!
Order several tons of 3-4" river rock and request it be delivered in your targets drive way.
Dead chickens. That is all.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBelly
prank 'em..... don't feed 'em.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ah Pook
I had a coworker send me the following texts from text now (anonymous )
(1/2) Happy St. Patrick's Day! Thank a Leprechaun or an Irish Catholic for our wonderful President -
Democratic Information Center
-Sent
On this beautiful Sunday, praise Jesus for Barack Obama and the new pope Francis - Democratic Information Center
-Sent free from TextNow.com
(1/2) Which issue do you want to fight for today: Gun Control or Immigration Reform? Vote Now! - Democratic Information Center
-Sent
needless to say I was pissed off, sent back some nasty replies like " I'll donate my foot to your ass" called att to have the number blocked. After 3 day I got a text saying do you have a coworker prancing you? We both got a good laugh
unscrew shower head. red kool aid powder. re-attach shower head.
wood board in pillow case.
small trash can filled with water, tilted and leaning against his door. this only works if his door opens inwards.
this will actually piss someone off, not just be annoying.
I once glued a picture of a girl pounding a guy I found in a hustler in Iraq to my friends wooden wall. He couldn't peel it off.