RENT A MOURNER
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The fact that there is a demand for this is pathetic.
oh no we can't have family members feeling bad when they realize their POS kid or sibling, actually was a POS that no one liked. That would be insensitive.
Been done by aristocracy and upper middle class families for centuries.
As they say on the TV show "Cops"...my baby din't do dat....call da ambulamps!
Fawk......
I should preorder for myself.
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Originally Posted by blacklabel
Really? Considering how many members of this board are threatening to move out of state, I think they would be able to comprehend that, should something happen to them or theirs, that there might not be many friends able to make the trip to a funeral.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sawin
And backfilling people that care about you with complete strangers at $68 a pop serves what purpose?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ridge
Makes you look like less of a socially inept shut in than you really were.Quote:
Originally Posted by blacklabel
This is very common in the Middle East. The loudest wailers, screamers and criers are usually the paid ones.
And when I'm dead remind me why I'll care who's at the funeral?
I've had some pretty good practice mimicking the screaming child across the street at the top of my lungs when she really gets going, maybe I could apply for a job as a professional mourner/screamer for rent. It'd be a challenge not to break into laughter but with some practice I could probably keep it under control. -maybe.
I'll probably be one of those guys they don't find for like three weeks anyway. Would hate for someone to pay for that shit for me.
Throw me in a giant kiln, and then box me up, that is all.
Don't hate on me just because I don't have any friends.
I want a celebration of my life when I die. My father when he passed I threw a block party, I had neighbors show up that I didn't even know, but they knew my dad. [Beer]
Just find it odd that someone would need to hire mourners to fill the void at a funeral.
The fact a company markets this shit and makes money to survive shows that some things are just is out there.........................
For $120 you can get a North Korean mourner.
for another $30 you can get a wife. Sop smart.Quote:
Originally Posted by Irving
No mourners for me. Once i kick off the wife is having me incinerated. There may be 1 or 2 that slink around just to make sure i'm dead.
when you die dont you gain a bunch of friends looking to pick through your crap anyway. if they want one of my guns the least they can do is stand at the funeral and pretend to cry.
oooooo maybe there is a demand for a professional drunk uncle . for the low price of 75.95 an hour ill show up at your loved ones funeral , get hammered shit drunk , take bad about the people of your choosing and for another 59.95 an hour ill bring an inappropriate slutty drunk date [Coffee]
There are some over qualified applicants from this forum fit for the job.
id like to get a group buy going so we can get some to cry for all our second amendment rights that these motherfucking libs just killed
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Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh
Not that anybody would come anyway, but when I die just throw me underground so I don't stink even more than I already do...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bailey Guns
Or cremate me and have some plants feed of my fat carcass and let me get back in the life cycle. [ROFL1]
My mother in law will need one.