Who's a master of technology and can make a fake online article link? How about we create a bogus article saying legislatures are writing up a bill that would:
-Require background checks annually for anyone that wants to consume alcohol. You'll get an extra endorsement to your driver's license or other CO id card that says you've been "ok'd" to drink. It'll be required at every bar/liquor store to purchase any alcohol. All costs associated will be paid by the drinkers since they're putting the general public at greater risk by deciding to consume alcohol.
-15 ounce limits on all mug sizes at restaurants/bars. No one in their right mind needs more than 15 ounces at one time. Just go get refills. That'll give you ample time to assess if you need another or not.
-Ban on all alcohol with a % greater than 40%. That's just too much "drunk" for the average person to handle. You can still drink, just not the heavy duty "military" grade stuff. ;)
Make it seem legit and see how viral it goes. Could be a fun April fool's day.
