OUCH, got frozen peas on each side of the sack...damn junk hurts, need more drugs! [Bang][Bang][Bang]
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OUCH, got frozen peas on each side of the sack...damn junk hurts, need more drugs! [Bang][Bang][Bang]
No one to blame but yourself! [LOL]
cheetos and a movie?
HAHAHA but seriously chill out on the sofa with your "sacks of peas" and don't move an inch. That whole vertical thing is overrated!
April 15th will be 25 years and I remember it like it was yesterday..........
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Just keep a frozen sack on the sack. Sparky will be up and ready for action in about a month.
Ask me why I always carry a flashlight with me for any medical procedure.
There are times when not being able to have children and being forced to adopt is a drag. This is not one of them!
Making him laugh will only make him hurt.........that stuff is connected to everything
Peas and Vicodin, I remember that weekend well. Wait, no I don't.
please stop talking about this, cause i cant stop reading it... and im puckered up something feirce
If I had it to do over, I'd have had it done decades earlier - oh, and good tequila works far better than prescription pain killers in this instance. The whole endeavor wasn't nearly as bad as I had expected, not even close.
SNIP SNIP
You know I went down and bought 2 big prunes and put them in a glass jar of alcohol for my buddy a few years ago when he did the big V. Put them in a box for his wife and told her that in this box was work he needed to get done. She opened it and was laughing so hard it got him laughing which hurt real bad.
And thats what good friends do for one another................whats your address?
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Had it done two weeks ago. Still recovering. All the guys I know who said I would be at 100% in a couple days were either superhuman or liars. Support, support, support!
A lot of it depends on your doctor, I think. Some of my coworkers had horror stories, but for mine I didn't need anything stronger than ibuprofen. My doc didn't stitch it, less chance of infection, I guess.
I'm not gonna lie and say it didn't hurt, 'cause trust me, I'd complain if it was really bad, but honestly, it was not too tough for me.
Thought about that; I feel sorry for dogs who get taken to the chopping block, couldn't imagine doing it to my self willingly!
I thought that once. Then a 'miracle' happened and our 2nd daughter was born! Then I had the snippity-snippity, just to make sure. Oh, you'll recover. take the sympathy (and the good-natured ribbing).Quote:
Originally Posted by Tim K
Oh the memories.
Had it done years ago at Ft Carson. Doc cauterized the tubes and the smell about made me puke. After the doc left, I asked the unfortunate tech how he could stand that smell. He said, "Makes me hungry." I seized up and asked why. Said, "My momma used to burn the feathers off chickens. Smells the same."
You'll find that they are tied off somewhere in your chest. They tell you you'll be fine in a month, but I did not stop feeling a tug now and then for about 6 months. Riding the Harley over bumps was the absolute worst; you can feel them yanking on your throat.
Get a six pack, open one to drink, and put the next one between your legs. keep cycling through until the pain goes away.
Good Luck!
well...instead of watching a movie, i got 300 out of 5k 223 brass primed. hoping i can get it all done so i can run it through the loader faster on tues or weds...
How about introducing a bill making it mandatory if you vote Democrat?
read this one to my wife...she almost pissed herself.Quote:
Originally Posted by lllRorlll
You really should be on the couch with your feet up for the first 24 hours.
You will heal quicker ...........Ill save the "grape nuts" jokes for monday
ok, need to get a poll going on tequila or beer or both...recommendations? I have a 12pack of fresh stella's, and wife is picking up the vicadin. I'm thinking a stella on each funonion, and a cool margarita to wash the pain down with some good tequila.
^^^^ This^^^^ Great idea,,,,,,, I remember the GREAT SNIP SNIP I mean how can i forgetQuote:
Originally Posted by davsel
I will NEVER, NEVER get neutered!
That is what we all thought ,until it happenedQuote:
Originally Posted by OneGuy67
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Originally Posted by buckshotbarlow
My personal favorite, and not very expensive - smooth with a black pepper aftertaste:
http://www.pocotequila.com/graphics/...o/hussongs.jpg
you would if your wife had a thyroid disorder and can't take bc pills anymore because it makes her a raging lunatic..Quote:
Originally Posted by OneGuy67
I never realized Vaginitis was so painful.[Muaha]
Seriously, ice em and keep off your feet as much as possible.
NEVER SIR!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by spittoon
My wife can't take the BC pills either; she uses the IUD. Been great for us for the 10 years she used it. She hasn't been on anything for awhile as she is doing her watermelon swallowing impression currently (she's preggo).Quote:
Originally Posted by buckshotbarlow
another 200 pieces of brass primed...
LOL, I had mine done on Halloween, my Doc was dressed up like a pirate, even had a parrot on his shoulder. This will be an odd question... Did yours pull the tubes through your hips?
Oh, and I went fishing the next day. I figured I could relax by a lake with frozen stuff on my junk... I fell down a hill though trying to get to the lake. New stitches...
I was up and running in a week though... You guys make it sound like a horror story.
You fell for that excuse? [facepalm] [LOL]Quote:
Originally Posted by buckshotbarlow
My doc was in his 40's, good guy...talked about work while i felt my sack getting rearranged. Damn nurse made mr one eye cower in fear though...She put the grounding pad on and i went into shock, damn thing must of been about 10 below zero, and mr one eye disappeared. My junk has not been handled that rough since college...
Your wife bake you a cake?
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damn lost a primer to the couch monster...wife is on her way to get one of the two types of tequila mentioned...and the drugs...I'm ye with the nutts are no longer numb!
you are not helping....numbness has just left the building with me LMAO! OUCH!Quote:
Originally Posted by henpecked
Your welcome
Dude, the female gets nutts when her meds are off, and yes, she does has access to scissors...I'd rather have a doc do it then her! She's a fucking mess when the meds are even 1/10000000th off. I'm hoping this helps our marriage also!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ah Pook