So we all know what to use for Zombies...

[theGinsue]

this ought to take care of zombies, jason's, michaels, freddies and shtf:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Loi1r3Aa8k

Yeah, but with my luck I'd have a dead battery when I needed it most.

[Ridge]

Yeah your right. But that was in the first 15 movies. I am hoping that age is catching up to him. If not I'm running since I know he only walks.

Dunno, but it talks about a bunch of kids at the campsite where it all happened...sounds like a series reboot, to me...

[recon1976]

Personally I think if you were so inclined, You could stab him in the eyeball with an sodering iron, then stake him to the ground and have girl scouts try and sell him cookies for three hours. Eventually he would get tired and kill himself.


If that dosen't work I would attach 2 claymores to the front of a vehicle, equipped with a .50 mounted to the rollcage, a 60 poked through the passenger windshield, and enough ammo to fight off a small country and have the first " Jason Voorhees hunting party"

Just a thought....

[refryguy]

Step 1: Stun him.




Step 2: Pick one



Step 3: If you don't like whats in Step 2 proceed here.



Step 4:

Feed the body parts to the aligators at the Denver Zoo.

Step 5:

Open beer and repeat the following, "HOW YA LIKE ME NOW MOTHERF$%@ER!!!"

Step 6:

Have dirty sweaty sex with scantaly clad camp girl he tried to kill.

[sagebrush]

Liberals Of Course...

[DOC]

Liberals Of Course...

That will only piss them off. I think zombies want something with brains.

How about we appease them with mice instead?

[Medic583]

My questions is this: If Jason died as a kid. . . how in the hell did he get to be almost 7ft tall? Besides, if you just keep him in cryostasis, then all is good. Put him on display for all the kiddies to see @ the museums, make him a traveling exhibit. I know the cryo thing worked, just watch the episode where Jason is in space. . . 300 yrs in stasis and they let him loose on a space ship. . . Damned kids always gotta try and get jiggy around the frozen serial killers!!

[GhostRider]

I'm with refryguy nice plan! but I might have to look for the camp girls older sister.