The "Is There Anything Worse Than..." Thread

[MarkCO]

Subarus and Prius going 60mph in the left lane talking on their ObamaPhone on I-25 where the speed limit is 75. I don't really mind the truckers, they are working and some have company supervised speed limiters. But if I want to get 10mph going 75 in my jacked up truck, freaking let me by!!!

Same turds will speed up to box you in if you try to pass them.

[thvigil11]

I've always called it John Wayne Toilet Paper... Its Rough, Tough, and Doesn't Take Shit Off Of Anyone.

[funkymonkey1111]

Subarus and Prius going 60mph in the left lane talking on their ObamaPhone on I-25 where the speed limit is 75. I don't really mind the truckers, they are working and some have company supervised speed limiters. But if I want to get 10mph going 75 in my jacked up truck, freaking let me by!!!

Same turds will speed up to box you in if you try to pass them.

Or, A-holes in pickups that do the same thing.

[Chad4000]

But if I want to get 10mph going 75 in my jacked up truck, freaking let me by!!!

.

amen to that! lol.... my jacked up silvy gets about 10mpg with the engine off going downhill with a tailwind lol

[Ronin13]

Hey now. Beer is beer. Any port in a storm. Tecate is the chubby girl at the bar who hits on you during your "release from 10 years in prison for aggravated assault" party. Definitely not your first choice when there's other tail to be had, but looks pretty fucking good in the absence of options.

Gonna have to disagree... two things I don't do- Drink crap beer (Tin, that's directed at you too ), and bang heffers. Even after a dry spell with no leave for 18mos, then a 12 month deployment (count it 30 months without tail- not quite 10 years in prison, but close), I still didn't even entertain the notion of porking a porker; I am NEVER that desperate. And I still hate Tecate and will turn it down!

Hold on there cowboy.....

No such thing as shit beer! If I open the fridge and all that is in there is a Blatz, I'm gonna love every last drop!

I guess I'm too picky for my own good. Besides, I can afford to be discerning when it comes to my beer, I grew up in the mountains, kids would always bring Key Ice to parties. Never going back. Do you hear me? NEVER!!!

[Tinelement]

Gonna have to disagree... two things I don't do- Drink crap beer (Tin, that's directed at you too ), and bang heffers. Even after a dry spell with no leave for 18mos, then a 12 month deployment (count it 30 months without tail- not quite 10 years in prison, but close), I still didn't even entertain the notion of porking a porker; I am NEVER that desperate. And I still hate Tecate and will turn it down!

I guess I'm too picky for my own good. Besides, I can afford to be discerning when it comes to my beer, I grew up in the mountains, kids would always bring Key Ice to parties. Never going back. Do you hear me? NEVER!!!

Is there anything worse than......

The standards of those who drive Beemers.....






I keed......



Kinda....

[redneck122]

Gonna have to disagree... two things I don't do- Drink crap beer (Tin, that's directed at you too ), and bang heffers. Even after a dry spell with no leave for 18mos, then a 12 month deployment (count it 30 months without tail- not quite 10 years in prison, but close), I still didn't even entertain the notion of porking a porker; I am NEVER that desperate. And I still hate Tecate and will turn it down!

I guess I'm too picky for my own good. Besides, I can afford to be discerning when it comes to my beer, I grew up in the mountains, kids would always bring Key Ice to parties. Never going back. Do you hear me? NEVER!!!

You know Ronin, nobody's last living thought is "damn, i wish i never fucked so much".

Words to live by

[Ronin13]

You know Ronin, nobody's last living thought is "damn, i wish i never fucked so much".

Words to live by

Two things I learned (granted not from my own mistakes but by theirs) from my roommates in College:
1. Hot dog down a hallway.
2. Warm jar of mayonnaise.

ETA: I wonder if Easy E thought that too... I'll bet you'll get a different answer than expected if you ask Magic Johnson.

[davsel]

You know Ronin, nobody's last living thought is "damn, i wish i never fucked so much".

Words to live by

Depends on what they died from.
Catherine the Great, Amanda Blake, Robert Reed, ...
Just sayin.

[wctriumph]

Subarus and Prius going 60mph in the left lane talking on their ObamaPhone on I-25 where the speed limit is 75. I don't really mind the truckers, they are working and some have company supervised speed limiters. But if I want to get 10mph going 75 in my jacked up truck, freaking let me by!!!

Same turds will speed up to box you in if you try to pass them.

I'll bet if you look you will see that they are from Wyoming..

Is there anything worse than a New York mayor that claims to be a republican?