*SNORT*

That picture doesn't mean squat. That dog is a Weimeraner, and everyone knows when it comes to wiggy, wild-hair-up-the-a$$, highly neurotic dogs, Weimeraners are KING.

Nope. Not buying it.

And those of you that are showing these photos to your spouse as proof deserve everything you get. If you haven't learned self-preservation by this point...