Saw this and laughed hard..

[Boadie30]

I read this as well... Also was entertained.. Did text the wife the same... will probably be huge fail.. Yes I'm predicting a fail but just like that Allstate commercial.. Hell Yeah..

Here is the first reply;

Her: WTH? Why?

I'm wondering if she has the slightest clue what I'm talking about.. lol

Me: I really would like

[BPTactical]

I love my wifey dearly. I didn't send an inquiry for "DTF".
I was much more romantic and refined: "DTML?"

I have yet to get a response.........

[Boadie30]

I love my wifey dearly. I didn't send an inquiry for "DTF".
I was much more romantic and refined: "DTML?"

I have yet to get a response.........

This is actually worse considering... using the ML is just bull shit and she knows your not thinking that... lol

[Boadie30]

Here is the first reply;

Her: WTH? Why?

I'm wondering if she has the slightest clue what I'm talking about.. lol

Me: I really would like

Her: Where did you hear that?

Me: Where have you?

Her: Jersey Shore

(Oh... jesus h christ... stupid fucken jersey shore)

Me: the same one my daughters watch????????

Her: No they don't watch that show

(Thank god)

Me: well?

Her: will see

This is proof it works... Start texting..

[Boadie30]

Does dine mean dinner or does dine mean... you know.. hoping for the latter.. lol seriously which is it.. I've heard both..

[Irving]

She called me.
Her: Have you been watching sex shows on the TV again?
Me: What the hell are you talking about? (I already forgot I texted her).
Her: Well have you?
Me: Oooohhhhh. No, I was reading a thread. It was about asking your significant other to have sex either via text message or in person.
Her: The thread was about letting your significant other have sex with another person?
Me: NO! That's not even close to what I said.
Her: Well, you mumbled and it sounds like your mouth is full.
Me: Oh, sorry about that. Me and the cat are sharing some salami.
Her: Well, I'm down the street, I'll be home soon.

Went about as well as expected.

[Mazin]

Correct, one does not date a stripper.
You schtoink a stripper.

And then visit your local free clinic ASAP.

Free C L I N I C you say? Oh you mean Planned Parenthood, and it's far from free


Sent from my Otterbox Defended Tactical iPhone using High Capacity "Clips".

[UrbanWolf]

Lawl

[BPTactical]

Well, just got the reply: "Wtf???"


I guess I see how this is gonna work out.......

[theGinsue]

That's why you don't date strippers.

No. *I* don't date strippers because I'm an overweight, upper middle-aged balding man with no money. And, if that weren't enough, I don't date strippers because my wife would kill me after cutting off my penis and force feeding it to me.

This is why *I* don't date strippers.

Oh, and as far as asking my wife for sex, either via text or in person, I won't do it. She gave up sex for Lent (and we're not even Catholic)....back in 2003.