Something my girlfriend said

[ray1970]

Are you sure she isn't a dude? She seems pretty smart and sure as heck can't coordinate her outfit to match anything.

[brokenscout]

LMAO

Is she batman?

[UrbanWolf]

We should translate the constitution into Kenyan, then maybe king obama would understand what he's doing wrong.

Nahm you'd have to translate it into Somali.

[sturn18]

Are you sure she isn't a dude? She seems pretty smart and sure as heck can't coordinate her outfit to match anything.

Wow, I've got a smart girl who likes to shoot and ride dirt bikes with me. Is that jealousy I sense?

[sniper7]

She is a keeper!

[ray1970]

Wow, I've got a smart girl who likes to shoot and ride dirt bikes with me. Is that jealousy I sense?

Nah. Just found the KTM orange helmet, Kawasaki green pants, and Yamaha blue bike a bit funny.

[Myssa]

tell her that is the smartest thing she has ever said. then tell her to make you a sandwich

Sandwiches are boring; anybody can make a sandwich. I'd rather make real food.

Those are just boob protectors,,,gotta protect them boobies

I call it my "hard plastic boob-job".

Nah. Just found the KTM orange helmet, Kawasaki green pants, and Yamaha blue bike a bit funny.

The KTM orange helmet was the only one at the store that fit....The Yamaha Blue Bike was borrowed..And the Kawasaki green pants match the Kawasaki green jersey I was wearing under the hard plastic boob job -- AND they match the Kawasaki bike sitting in the garage...

(And the purple on the boob-protector matches my new Ruger .22 SR.)

[ray1970]

The KTM orange helmet was the only one at the store that fit....The Yamaha Blue Bike was borrowed..And the Kawasaki green pants match the Kawasaki green jersey I was wearing under the hard plastic boob job -- AND they match the Kawasaki bike sitting in the garage...

(And the purple on the boob-protector matches my new Ruger .22 SR.)

It's OK. I seldom match myself.

[Myssa]

I could have gone with the suzuki yellow top, just to get all of them in there. (And before you say I'd have to have something red for Honda...My leg was reconstructed by Honda, I don't do red bikes!)

[Sharpienads]

Sandwiches are boring; anybody can make a sandwich. I'd rather make real food.



I call it my "hard plastic boob-job".



The KTM orange helmet was the only one at the store that fit....The Yamaha Blue Bike was borrowed..And the Kawasaki green pants match the Kawasaki green jersey I was wearing under the hard plastic boob job -- AND they match the Kawasaki bike sitting in the garage...

(And the purple on the boob-protector matches my new Ruger .22 SR.)

Oh snap!!!