Quote Originally Posted by BigBear View Post
Rgr, I saw that quote too. I like it. Another fat boy fav:

I'm a big boy raised on farming, etc. My wide if tiny/petite little gal. A few years back she asked if we wanted to go swimming (we were out by the NC coast). I looked at her and said, "I don't do skinny dipping. I do chunky dunk!" And ever since then, when ever we go swimming or whatever, she brings that up and we still laugh about it.
I used to go swimming all the time, I can't go any more because when I go to get out a crowd gathers, and keeps throwing me back in damn greenpeace and their savethe whale movement