5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears

[theGinsue]

I'm borderline hypoglycemic. Every so often I get very weak & shaky to the point that if I don't get some sugar quickly I'll pass out. The Almond Joy's are my flavorful/enjoyable way of satisfying that need. I don't eat 'em often, but when I need 'em I want something that I'll enjoy. When I need something & my reserve is gone, it puts me in a bad situation quickly.

I've gone so far as to put my food in an airline barf bag or a biohazard waste bag I picked up @ the hospital (always seem to get a couple of ER visits each year for one thing or another). No one every seems to disturb my food when in those bags.

I drink coffee too & every Monday I bring in a tiny thermos of 1/2 & 1/2 (hate the powdered creamers) that has just enough room for me to get 1 cup of coffee each day for the week. We have a dorm frig in my office where I leave the thermos throughout the week. Too many times I've come in on Tuesday or Wednesday and found it almost empty. One of these days I'll bring in a 50/50 blend of 1/2&1/2 & Philips Milk of Magnesia. That should be some good coffee for the thieves.
Of course, if (when) I order these gummies I'll let my shop know not to partake. Anyone coming into my office from another shop when I'm not around and helping themselves to food on my desk deserves whatever they get.

[rondog]

I'm borderline hypoglycemic. Every so often I get very weak & shaky to the point that if I don't get some sugar quickly I'll pass out. The Almond Joy's are my flavorful/enjoyable way of satisfying that need. I don't eat 'em often, but when I need 'em I want something that I'll enjoy. When I need something & my reserve is gone, it puts me in a bad situation quickly.

Jeeze, I think that would justify purchasing a small pistol safe to bolt down in your overhead! If you need those handy for health reasons and the bastards keep stealing them, I'd damn sure lock 'em up! Fuck 'em if they don't like it, they're endangering your health. Even the smallest pistol safe would be enough for a stash of AJ's.

[rbeau30]

Just label your shit with "HERPES". They'll stay away from that.

[speedysst]

Q: Does this product contain wheat? A: Well, no... but I didn't major in chemistry and for all I know the stuff on the label is mostly yellow cake precursors for a "new-que-lurr" weapon. Seriously though, I don't believe there's wheat in this. It's mostly misery and broken dreams.

[Dave]

Gotta get a bag for work...

[Ah Pook]

For all those with thievin' office workers.

[rbeau30]

You would think that being in a place where people have to be cleared to a certain level and you have to take periodic Polygraphs, that this type of problem would not exist. Sadly, it does. That is why I bought these for work, at my last place of employment.

http://www.amazon.com/Locker-Brand-1.../dp/B001UFNCHM

[rbeau30]

LOL, true. So all that needs to happen is keep your Almond Joys in a spinach bag or something.

[Monky]

LOL, true. So all that needs to happen is keep your Almond Joys in a spinach bag or something.

What if we happen to like spinach? WHAT NOW!

[rondog]

You would think that being in a place where people have to be cleared to a certain level and you have to take periodic Polygraphs, that this type of problem would not exist. Sadly, it does. That is why I bought these for work, at my last place of employment.

http://www.amazon.com/Locker-Brand-1.../dp/B001UFNCHM

That's a neat idea! Gets a message across too.