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    Polish dog from Costco sounds good! Pile on the sauerkraut!

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    And onions! I can't wait until I'm old and can say whatever I want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBelly View Post
    MY tcf meetings (tele-conference meetings) are a tight ship.

    if you're late, you don't join. I you're not set up and entered minimum 5 minutes prior, you don't join.

    i am an absolute a-hole about meeting timelines, including the length/duration of the meeting. If its a half hour meeting, I'm walking out at 30:01, unless there's an eagle or a star at the head of the table.

    This is where my unit does have our poop in a group. With units in four states, there's no time for dilly-dallying.
    How many people do you have calling normally?

    I have two calls on Tuesday, one Wednesday, a new videocon on Wednesday, and one the first Thursday of every month. We typically have between 10 and 30 or more people, calling in from locally, across the US, Mexico, Japan, Chile. It can be very frustrating at times when people call in late and the leader restarts the meeting to catch them up to speed. THAT'S WHAT THE MINUTES ARE FOR!

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    UPS woke me up, the driver rang the doorbell like he was being mauled by a cougar.

    Needless to say, I can't fall back asleep, so I guess its time to just get up.

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    Just got a call from the bakery that made our wedding cake.

    Bakery - "Hi, I'm calling to schedule the appointment for your wedding cake tasting this Saturday"
    Me - "Uh, I got married last October. Who was it left the voicemail?"
    Bakery - "[My Wife's Name]"
    Me - "Well, that is my wife, but we got married in October. Let me call you back and make sure she didn't call to schedule an appointment for something else".

    Turns out it was just a voicemail from almost a year ago and it was never deleted. Was thinking it could be a cake for [one of our many] our anniversary or something like that.


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    You turned down a cake tasting session?! Lol
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    I think the wedding rings would have given it away. Plus, she would have recognized us once we went in there, but that could have been a fun way to get free cake!

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    BC that's classic! Especially the "uhhh".

    Do you like to dance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyBadger View Post
    You turned down a cake tasting session?! Lol
    No cake for you sickly steve!

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    Where is udders bats and cats?