The 5 most annoying gun cliches

[wctriumph]

I would rather have my wife bail me out of jail than claim my body from the morgue.


TEA

III

[osok-308]

I like the "I carry a .45" one to make people laugh. But on a more serious note, I love the .45

[mcjhr]

Shoot first, let God sort em out.

[wctriumph]

Why are you carrying that pistol, are you expecting trouble?

No mam, if I was expecting trouble I would have brought my rifle.

[Irving]

I never felt comfortable refering to myself as a sheepdog.

[blacklabel]

I never felt comfortable refering to myself as a sheepdog.

Same here.

[rockhound]

gun control means using both hands

if you can read this you are in range

we dial .357

gun's don't kill people, dad's with pretty daughters do

[Joe_K]

You can run but you'll die tired.


Sent from my PRC 117A in my Batmobile disguised as a sedan.

[O2HeN2]

Though not on the list, I really hate "An armed society is a polite society". I used to like it, until I realized that the antis understand it bass ackwards.

The way we understand it is because you carry a gun, it means that an encounter can end up with having to take a life -- absolutely the last thing you want to do. Therefore you're polite, back down from confrontation, etc.

The antis take it to mean that everyone's so scared to death of being shot over some small infraction (after all, people who carry are plugging people all the time, after all, the news carries stories about shootings every night) that you're polite because the other guy might be carrying and you're afraid of being shot.

So when you use that phrase with an anti, it only reinforces their misconception of gun owners.

O2

[blacklabel]

I miss my ex but my aim is improving.

We're really just naming stupid bumper stickers at truck stops now.