I need a Lamborhini Huracan in fluorescent green and a Porsche 911 GT4 in speed yellow. Oh, and one of those nifty multiport garages with the turnstyle center and finished non-slip floor in each parking stall. I'll need a house deserving of such a garage of course but I'll sacrifice and take in a half-dozen of the coeds from Colorado College as housemates. Don't worry, I'm really a lesbian trapped in a man's body so there's nothing weird about that. Can we just go ahead and bill that to Hillary? They took in $50M last year so I'm sure she won't even notice.




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