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    Grand Master Know It All OneGuy67's Avatar
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    Since my retirement from the Guard, my wife has "adopted" both my two woobies (one extremely worn and one relatively new) and sleeps every night with them instead of the bed comforter. When I make fun of her and tease her about stealing my shit, she gets very defensive.

    Be wary the power of the woobie!
    “Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred. He is willing to risk his life in its defense and is conscious that he gains protection while he gives it.” Andrew Jackson

    A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.'

    That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OneGuy67 View Post
    Since my retirement from the Guard, my wife has "adopted" both my two woobies (one extremely worn and one relatively new) and sleeps every night with them instead of the bed comforter. When I make fun of her and tease her about stealing my shit, she gets very defensive.

    Be wary the power of the woobie!
    I once said it was the best piece of equipment ever issued. My LT. said to me, "That's not a very infantry thing to say, you're rifle should be the best piece of equipment" and I responded by telling him that I have never fired my rifle in anger but I sleep every night.

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