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    lmao at the stuff I'm reading so far.

    I used to have a habit of leaving my tools out on the bench in my bay.......went on vaca for a few days, and when I got back I found several of my tools tack welded to the damn bench. No harm to the tools, but it was pretty damn funny when I tried to pick them up to use them.


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    We put a guys car up on blocks of 2x4 just high enough........that was priceless.

    Same guy got his windshield squirters wired to his turn signal once too, the stories about that date night were also priceless.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KevDen2005 View Post
    When I was in the army there seemed to be a lot of pranks with some type of CS gas or pepper spray....or shaving cream. Open a guy's barrack's door, puncture a couple cans of shaving cream fast with a gerber, toss the cans in and hold the door closed.
    First tour, we made MRE "CS" bombs (like an MRE bomb, but punctured to let out the gas; fill with the Tabasco sauce from MREs -- makes a CS-like gas). We then chucked a few into our PL's CHU and held the door shut while he screamed bloody murder at us between coughing fits.
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    I walk up to the tech's and see how the job is coming along and then walk away after leaving a SBD. I think its funny.
    "If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking."
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    Gift wrapped a boss's desk and everything on top of it at Christmas one year (he laughed). When typewriters were still in use I'd cut the explosive part of cap off a roll and use white out to hold it on key that wasn't used very much (z or ! for example). It always went "bang" and usually would put a burn mark on the report.
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    Annoy-a-tron. It randomly beeps. Someone stashed one in the control room. It would beep at irregular intervals for while then quit for a few hours or days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAnd View Post
    Annoy-a-tron. It randomly beeps. Someone stashed one in the control room. It would beep at irregular intervals for while then quit for a few hours or days.

    https://www.thegreenhead.com/2008/12/annoy-a-tron-2.php
    Those things are epic. Have used several.

    Watched maintenance completely clear out a rather large storage closet looking for the damn cricket in the HR office

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    We had a kid that always showed up late. He would saddle up real fast, so I tied about 15 feet of twine to his saddle and then to the saddle rack. He grabbed his saddle and went to throw it on his horse and you know what happened when the twine come tight. Kid stopped showing up late after we tied his saddle in the rafters.
    That was the good ole days!

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    Not everyone has the same sense of humor. I've seen people nearly get into a fight over a prank.

    That being said, back in the dorms if someone left a window fan running we'd sprinkle talcum powder into the fan, coating the room in fine dust.

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