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    I saw the pony at Target, took a video. And it smelled like a little horse. I saw the dogs at Tanner, not much more than pets. Didn't behave especially well or poorly. On the way home I stopped at Spouts and got to see a guy bleeding near the entrance of the store. Got bit by a dog tied up near the door. Guess the leash was a little too long. The lady returned from shopping, typical millennial in yoga pants. WTF? I thought a basic of life was not infringing on others' enjoyment. What about folks that have dog trauma or allergies?

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    I have s GSD that can go everywhere with me and often does. I have a harness each for hunting, fishing, and hiking. I also have one she uses around town. I am asked all the time if she is a service dog, and is it okay if she can be pet. the answer is yes petting but she must sit and stay and if she is in a mood I will make darn sure she doesn't make a move from sitting. The answer for " is she a service dog"? is no she is not and if you would like us to leave we will right away, just like my firearm. I can not stand when someone has a dog and I get its dog nose all over me or lunges at my dog because she will respond but I understand that you may be heading somewhere with your dog and in some areas will have problems with LE if you leave your dog in a car or truck.
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    Unless you are literally blind the whole service animal thing is just a sham so you can take your favorite pet with you everywhere.

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    I can see a huge market for support monkeys. Why have a canine, when you can have a primate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushMasterBoy View Post
    I can see a huge market for support monkeys. Why have a canine, when you can have a primate.
    I would work the system to have a support monkey. Maybe I could claim some sort of mental deficiency. I’m sure someone here would vouch for me.

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    My wife suggested a Hollywood trained Grizzly Support Bear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BushMasterBoy View Post
    I can see a huge market for support monkeys. Why have a canine, when you can have a primate.
    Because it has the word "mate" in it
    Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to Fight, he'll just kill you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by foxtrot View Post
    I like it. "What function does he perform?"

    He eats support dogs. Because they trigger my PTSD.
    Well I just spit out pizza!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushMasterBoy View Post
    I can see a huge market for support monkeys. Why have a canine, when you can have a primate.
    Look up the Connecticut woman's face after she got attacked by that neighbor's chimpanzee. That and that planet earth segment terrified me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
    I would work the system to have a support monkey. Maybe I could claim some sort of mental deficiency. I’m sure someone here would vouch for me.
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