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  1. 07-20-2018, 19:15 #14081
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    Quote Originally Posted by CavSct1983 View Post
    "Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Have a seat..."
    ....and have a Mike's Hard Lemonade.....
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    I have anal glaucoma, I can't see my ass coming to work today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alpha2 View Post
    I retired at the end of December...so...just sayin'
    It's always the weekend, and three day weekend, and holiday, and vacation! I have a vision problem...I can't see going to work anymore! Okay, that's all for now.

    Yes, it's THAT good.
    Been done a few years. Last week i asked the spouse, It's saturday, right? Her reply, we're retired, everyday is saturday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    Been done a few years. Last week i asked the spouse, It's saturday, right? Her reply, we're retired, everyday is saturday.
    Actually look forward to Monday now. The crowds thin out at the Lake, everything is open. Home Depot has empty aisles.
    But, I do lose track of the actual day of the week.
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    This guy just rear-ended another car and was in to get an estimate of the damage to his fairly new work truck. "WHACKEM"...seemed appropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alpha2 View Post
    I retired at the end of December...so...just sayin'
    It's always the weekend, and three day weekend, and holiday, and vacation! I have a vision problem...I can't see going to work anymore! Okay, that's all for now.

    Yes, it's THAT good.
    Put in papers for Jan. Last day Tuesday after Thanksgiving. With accrued time off I will be on the books until 3/19. So - basically retired in place now. And it is pretty damn good and I haven't even left for good yet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    Been done a few years. Last week i asked the spouse, It's saturday, right? Her reply, we're retired, everyday is saturday.
    Well, the gun shop hours are different on Saturday so it does kind of matter ...
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