https://babylonbee.com/news/with-gov...heir-own-lives
U.S. With the government shutdown in effect, life has felt incomplete for many Americans. Everything is just too easy it's boring, said restaurant owner Gloria Morgan, "and I realized it's because we're missing an essential challenge in life: soulless bureaucrats posing arbitrary rules on us."
One of the primary functions of the government is to ignorantly muck around in the business of others, but the shutdown has hampered that. Thus citizens have been forced to try to fill that void themselves. "Today I just suddenly decided large sodas weren't allowed, said Morgan. It was an annoying, pointless obstacle the whole day, it was like the government was still around."............
Last edited by hollohas; 01-09-2019 at 07:18.
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It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. - The Cleveland Press, March 1, 1921, GK Chesterton
Moocher?! Since when does working any career mean that it's okay to have your pay suspended, jeopardizing your credit rating, just as you've implied that they deserve as much- all because they work for the government?
There are people on this board that are affected by this event. In 2013, we were in some real difficulty with the furlough. You may not see that there are real people affected by this ridiculous tantrum by the governments. Or you may not want to see.
It's a shame that compassion can be such a rare commodity.
"There is nothing in the world so permanent as a temporary emergency." - Robert A Heinlein The Moon is a Harsh Mistress
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I've learned a lot about people recently, even folks on this forum. I was going to respond to Cha-lee's post, but it was going to be in a way that would have gotten me a time out (at a minimum), so I ignored him.
I've learned there is no compassion for those that might be struggling due to not being paid for work being done, if you don't have money saved in case the government decides to try and screw you over, then to hell with you, never mind any number of circumstances that could contribute to not having money saved, you are just automatically considered to be irresponsible financially.
I could give several examples of co-workers of mine, friends of mine, that are in a rough spot coming up real soon if the government doesn't open, but I'm not going to, because some asshat will post a rebuttal on how they should have had a buffer (not even knowing their situation). Hell, I'M going to be hurting if this thing drags on too long.
Last edited by DavieD55; 01-09-2019 at 23:52.
Here's the thing:
Only those who are "essential" are working right now. This is an AMAZING opportunity to ID and cut the fat off of everything. Then in the future, once truly essential departments and personnel are ID'd, they should be funded like the DOD and others are so that this doesn't happen. The rest? Well they can go away entirely (IRS and BATFE to name a few, since they aren't actually essential and represent unconstitutional "laws", along with the other obviously non-essential groups). From there, those functions can either go back to the states like they should be, or if they shouldn't exist at all and represent a mere symptom of government largesse, they go away entirely. If there's an actual need for their "services", some private business will step in and profit and it will be an entirely mutual relationship, rather than the giant government leech that currently exists.
But there's also another reality: the government shouldn't be screwing anyone over. Moreover, there shouldn't be ANY Federal agencies as they exist today outside of DOD (which IS a national function), but cooperative state efforts if such a need even exists.
If you want to stop the problem, you gotta take away the problem starter: government overreach.
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It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. - The Cleveland Press, March 1, 1921, GK Chesterton