Brave Jason Crow

[crays]

https://dailycaller.com/2021/01/07/j...ormed-capitol/

here--he actually said it himself

Snippet from the article:

When lawmakers were eventually able to be escorted from the chamber, Crow was reportedly the last one out the door. Prior to that, he also helped teach everyone how to use the emergency gas masks, according to an interview with The Denver Post.

“I wasn’t going to leave the House floor until every member was gone, so I waited until we were able to get everybody out,” Crow told the paper.

Sounds more to me like he waited in the shadows until the "ALL CLEAR" was sounded before he vacated. Just my opinion, though. Never been a fan of his.

[Mtneer]

Brave Sir Jason ran away.
("No!")
Bravely ran away away.
("I didn't!")
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
("I never!")
Yes, brave Sir Jason turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
("You're lying!")
Swiftly taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the brave, Sir Jason!

[.455_Hunter]

Brave Sir Jason ran away.
("No!")
Bravely ran away away.
("I didn't!")
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
("I never!")
Yes, brave Sir Jason turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
("You're lying!")
Swiftly taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the brave, Sir Jason!

Exactly!

[hollohas]

Ha! He helped teach them how to put plastic bags on their heads? That's all emergency masks are, plastic bags with filters attracted. What a hero!

Also, are the congressmen really so stupid they had to be taught how to use them?

[XJ]

It wasn't a mob as seen in Minneapolis, Portland, Seattle, etc. Walking out and saying "hey y'all, let's talk" would have been productive.

Nothing else comes close: the most famous quote ever attributed to the Texas Rangers is ?one riot, one Ranger.? Legendary Captain Bill McDonald (left) is usually credited with the saying.As the story goes, sometime during the 1890s there was going to be a prizefight in Dallas . . .or maybe it was West Texas . . . or possibly it was somewhere along the Rio Grande. We may not be sure of the exact location, but we are sure it was somewhere in Texas. Anyway, frantic citizens had put out a desperate plead for a company of Rangers to stop the fight. Imagine their shock when one solitary Ranger, often said to be McDonald, got off the train. Looking at the lone Ranger, the townsmen wanted to know when the rest of the company would arrive. Then came the legendary reply: ?There?s just one prizefight, isn?t there?

[brutal]

Borrowed from another place but 100% Spot on-

So, Rep. Crow (CO) learned why Lauren Boebert wants to carry, and Rep. Wild (PA) was crying on the ground. Crow comforted Wild as they awaited help. They were defenseless and hopeless. They look absolutely pathetic and it goes to show that these weaklings are cowards. Kind of glad they got to experience being disarmed and waiting for help to arrive (experiencing their own policies that they want for us in an actual emergency, which this was not).

https://www.mom-at-arms.com/post/how...-in-4-pictures

Sadly, they will not see this as an opportunity to rethink their anti-2A stance, but as fodder for more gun control.

[Gman]

Wasn't Crow involved in the impeachment hearings before the Senate?

[clodhopper]

Crowe was lauded heavily on Chan 9 news this evening. Such a hero. Single handedly saved all the congressmen as he went into Ranger mode using the only weapon he could find.. a pen.

No. Seriously. They did. Create folk heros where none exist.

[sroz]

Yeah. I changed channel when I saw where they were going with it. That was about 10 sec. in.

[Gman]

Did you vote for him Bert?

I lived in his district (thanks to redistricting) and I didn't vote for him. Not that it mattered (due to redistricting).