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    Talk about sloppy seconds... nasty... it's a DNA collector...
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    I don't know. Seems like a pretty great idea. Real Doll costs $5k. Could probably make that up in a month, if not a weekend. No need for a body guard to hang out on the front porch. Write off all the mileage.
    Wonder if they franchise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    I don't know. Seems like a pretty great idea. Real Doll costs $5k. Could probably make that up in a month, if not a weekend. No need for a body guard to hang out on the front porch. Write off all the mileage.
    Wonder if they franchise.
    Ha! Ha! Ha! Probably safer than dating these days... you just never know if she was formerly a he...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MattR View Post
    Each rental comes with the same paper DISINFECTED FOR YOUR PROTECTION wrap like hotel toilets.



    Then again. Depending what you're in to. You could have someone who literally blows smoke up your ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MattR View Post

    RENT TO BONE?




    Or the perfect date, for someone in to really rough sex.

    Which ask the question, would you need a damage deposit?



    If she busted. that mean you really popped her cherry
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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    If she busted. that mean you really popped her cherry
    Where do you think the clean seal goes? I'm sure there is a market for that.

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    How would you like to be the guy who cleans them up once they?re returned? I wonder what kind of money he makes?

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    StickerRide
    Wrapify
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    if it is companies from list above, it is definitely worth making $60/mo. (for the company who is running the ad that is.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
    How would you like to be the guy who cleans them up once they?re returned? I wonder what kind of money he makes?
    Sub-contracted out on the "barter" system.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
    How would you like to be the guy who cleans them up once they?re returned? I wonder what kind of money he makes?
    First of Ewww.

    But someone will Rule 34 that job and then monetize it.

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