Christmas shopping for lowlifes. When I was a kid, my sister's and my bike that were chained together in the carport got stolen on Christmas Eve.
Can you imagine giving your kids stolen goods for Christmas?? Why don't these people swallow their pride, go down to the local fire station and ask to be included in their toy drive because they can't afford to get their kids presents this year.
Reminds me of a Joke........
Anyways my mom had a boss once who would wrap trash in X-mas paper then leave his car unlocked at the mall.