If the Government and Civil courts would add an idiot clause. I would say the government has no business telling people they have to wear seat-belts or helmets.
Ideally something like the following.
Mr Smith,
We have determined that you and your wife were not wearing your seat-belts at the time of your recent accident. Your life insurance is hereby revoked to avoid unnecessary costs to other customers and the stockholders. Your medical insurance is also void for the same reasons. You are not eligible for medicare, medicaid, Social security, Workman's Compensation, Or even a fucking church food drive for Christmas for similar reasons. All costs associated with this incident will be your sole responsibility
All of your property is being seized and auctioned to pay for all of the emergency responders, They should not pay for your ignorance.
We aren't burying your wife and if you can't pay for it we will sell her body to a university for dissection and study to cover the costs. Your kid(s) will not be eligible for any therapy or any form of social services as there is no allocation for other peoples stupidity in this fiscal years tax budget. Get used to them coming in VERY Late at night or early in the morning smelling of cheap perfume and vomit.
You have forfeited any and all claims of civil or criminal liability for any and all parties involved in, responding to or even remotely near the incident.
We thank you for eliminating yet another sample from the shallow end of the Gene-Pool
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