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    Default Gov. to change our National Symbol

    The Government today announced it is changing the national symbol from the eagle to the condom as it more accurately reflects the governments political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being screwed.


    To bad it isn't gonna be ribbed,,, so we could at least have a little pleasure.

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    Well said!!!!!

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    Good one
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    Iv seen a picture of this somewhere ill have to look for it
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    A condom??? I have several.....I guess I should hang on to them.....might end up a collectors item!
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    Now thats some funny stuff right there.
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    They look terrible on a flagpole
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    Quote Originally Posted by patrick0685 View Post
    Iv seen a picture of this somewhere ill have to look for it
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