Daughters first date

[mcantar18c]

Every girl I dated parents liked me

Same here. But my jeans have always fit as they should, I always showed up on time, and when I met their parents I always looked them right in the eye and gave a good firm hand shake. Its amazing how far the little things get you.

[Pistol Packing Preacher]

Little brother, the fisherman, took the young fellow that wanted to date his daughter on a fishing trip. He took him deep into an Alabama bayou. After a bit my little brother asked the young man “Do you know where you are?” The young lad said “No!” “Well”, said little brother “You introduce my daughter to drugs, sex or the like… this is where you will end up and they will never find you!” The rest of the fishing trip went very quietly! The young man never came back… to my niece’s chagrin! “What did you say to him, Dad?” She is still not married but has embarked on a college venture. True story!

[Geology Rocks]

I never want kids. My fear is that God is going to give me all girls as punishment.

The thought of my daughter sucking on some dudes knob infuriates me and I dont even have kids!



joe

[Elhuero]

years back I met a girl at a church activity.

we hit it off and started hanging out, but very early on her sister had a wedding. I'd be over there and get the whole "when's it gonna be your guys' turn!?!!" spheel.

was cute for the first, hour. then it got old real quick.

plus she had a harley riding uncle that tried the intimidation thing with me.

quit calling after that. hey, she had my number and never called either.

I'm a liberated man, don't need a woman to validate my existence!

[Guylee]

Dads that try to intimidate me just annoy me. I know I'm a good guy, get over yourself. Luckily my current lady's Dad loves me...because I'm a good guy.

[gnihcraes]

I always thought that the more you turned the screws on kids the more likely they would be to try stupid shit. Make everything taboo and you'll only encourage them.

Strict catholic family girls are the worst in my experience, anything and everything they are not supposed to do.

To this day I still want to beat the crap out of one girls father for how I'd seen he treated her.

[Seamonkey]

I dread the day that I pick up her date and take them to where ever.

I'm her daddy... 0:26

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niLHR_Pbm74

[patrick0685]

Strict catholic family girls are the worst in my experience, anything and everything they are not supposed to do.

Yes but they can be fun

[970TJ]

I have 2 and 4 year old girls and I have nightmares about answering the door for a date for one of them and it being a 16 year old me. I was a "good guy"; hardworking, respectful, looked the dad in the eye, had a firm handshake, well dressed, and had a good job. In fact, I never was run off or disliked by the parents of any girl I dated. But I usually had one intention.....to get her nekkid! And it worked alot of the time.

I pity the first little harddicked bastard that comes to my front door. He's going to see just how fast lime breaks down human flesh, and the 50 will be on the living room floor! You guys with boys have it easy....you only have one pecker to worry about! Those of us with girls have to worry about 'em all!

[970TJ]

Yes but they can be fun

Mormon girls too! I grew up in Salt Lake, and it was a riot. No middle ground....either in church, or wild as hell! And even the ones in church....if you could get one or two drinks in them, it was all over.